Texas Updates @TX_Patch_Notes

Updates from the Lone Star State. Mention or DM for suggestions regarding TX. Inspired by @Earth_Updates Texas, USA Joined November 2022

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Texas Updates @TX_Patch_Notes

3 years ago

⚠️ Texas Updates 0.4 ⚠️ - Cattlerun event will be held in Abilene tomorrow. - Players who can catch the golden cow will get legendary cowboy hat - Houston floods will go up by 10% - Winter Mobs voting will come Friday.

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Texas Updates @TX_Patch_Notes

3 years ago

⚠️ Texas Updates 0.3 ⚠️ - Texas Roadhouse will now have a double XP weekend for a month. - Automobiles that are TX edition will now have double speed and lower gas intake. - Cattle run event will be held in West TX next week. - Updated loot for upcoming event.

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Texas Updates @TX_Patch_Notes

3 years ago

⚠️ Texas Updates 0.2 ⚠️ - Blue Bonnets will now have an itchy effect. - Longhorns aggressiveness increased by 40%. - Buc-ees will now replace Texaco gas station. - Brisket sandwich will increase health by 30%

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Texas Updates @TX_Patch_Notes

3 years ago

⚠️ Texas Updates 0.1 ⚠️ - Armadillos will now have poison cover claws. - I-35 will close the left lanes due to construction. The right lane will be the only lane open for travel. - Entering the Alamo will have 20% increase of having the battle of Alamo PTSD.

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no context memes @weirddalle

3 years ago

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no context memes @weirddalle

3 years ago

Lofi nuclear war to relax and study to

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

3 years ago

England vs. USA on Friday. The loser has to keep James Corden.

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Milky Way Updates @UpdatesMilky

3 years ago

⚠️ MILKY WAY PATCH NOTE 0.1 ⚠️ - Removed light mode, looking at you @triangulum_updt

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Brazil Planet Updates @BrazilPatches

3 years ago

⚠️ ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️ - The Planetary Brazillian Government is officially declaring Italy as an enemy of the planet; - We expect the OEA to follow this decision;

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Milky Way Updates @UpdatesMilky

3 years ago

⚠️ MILKY WAY UPDATE 0.7 ⚠️ - The star Betelgeuse will have a supernova on January 1st, 12:00AM EST to celebrate New Years - Sanity levels will be added soon - Increased the chance for milk rain by 0.1%

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Brazil Planet Updates @BrazilPatches

3 years ago

⚠️ ATTENTION // ATENÇÃO ⚠️ - Every patch note will be available both in English and Portuguese; - Toda atualização estará disponível tanto em Inglês quanto Português;

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Ceres Updates @CeresUpdates

3 years ago

⚠️ Ceres Update ⚠️ - Total mass increased by 1%; - New area added: The Central Crater; - New Mob added: The Shimmering; - Patched a bug where players would turn into asteroids and float away in the belt;