Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

Cave Johnson here! Let's get ready to do some science! (Parody/RP account. See pinned for au info, not affiliated with Valve in anyway) Joined June 2022

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

7 months ago

🍋💥 replied coming soon.

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

7 months ago

"if any of you lewd weirdos dare to show up here at Aperture Science, you will be assigned to a testing track full of turrets!"

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

7 months ago

//Don’t rush out your replies! This is a no pressure zone. RP is meant to be fun, not a job. Get to replies as and when you feel like it, don't force them or you will burn yourself out.

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"Agent Smith, you say?" Cave looked at the paper. "You-lab boy, figure out an alternative for this useless postal service. Things getting lost in the mail? Unforgivable!" Turning back to the girl "so, Ms. Smith, you want a tour of the facility or something?"

—『𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧.』𝐗𝐗𝐈𝐕 @RebelAcrossTime

7 months ago

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

7 months ago

"You saying the invention was successful? I knew it! The lab boys said it couldn't be down! ...wait, who even are you and how did you get past the security boys? Someone is getting fired today!"

—『𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧.』𝐗𝐗𝐈𝐕 @RebelAcrossTime

7 months ago

"You saying the invention was successful? I knew it! The lab boys said it couldn't be down! ...wait, who even are you and how did you get past the security boys? Someone is getting fired today!"

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

8 months ago

"why is it taking so long to make Combustible lemons? Come on you science things! Keep trying."

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8 months ago

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

10 months ago

Hello, test subjects. In this new test we have a new type of gel that will let you stick to walls! Now I know what you're all thinking, and it's not made with THAT stuff.

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

10 months ago

Cave Johnson here. In this new testing sphere, gravity is set to a lower level, if you feel yourself floating, that's normal and part of the test. If you suddenly can't breathe however, alert a test associate and let them know, as that's not part of the test.

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

10 months ago

Hmm...maybe I should make a new cube out of moon rocks.

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

10 months ago

"how's the progress on the combustible lemons coming along?"

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

11 months ago

I've been thinking. We need to add horses to the test chambers! That will give a new sense of excitement to the test subjects.

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

11 months ago

//reviving this account.

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

2 years ago

//safety post

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Cave Johnson @TakeLemonsBack

3 years ago

You might be wondering why we dont have clocks in our testing spheres...it doesnt matter. We arent testing you on knowing what time it is, now resume testinv.