Tan Consultant Probz @TanRepProbzz
make America tan again. Texas, USA Joined July 2017-
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When a dad calls the store asking if his daughters will be safe tanning in the store (without clothes on) in the bed and if he should tell them to wear swim suits #soSWEET #dadquestions
@ksmifff_ We don’t mention them at allll unless they mention it first 🤷🏻♀️
When a customer looks at you funny after not getting their joke. No Alan I’m not stupid your joke was just shitty 🤷🏻♀️
Customer’s faces when they lie and tell you that they use lotion... and u ask “oh yeah what lotion do you use?”
@TanRepProbzz literally my absolute favorite page because it’s way too relatable.
When a dude old enough to be your dad can't stop hitting on you
Got a puppy so now every shift is me waiting to get back to it
When u find something nasty in a room
BRO pretty sure someone just peed a bed.... I don't get paid enough for this
When an older cust forgets what room he asked for and goes into a random one. Just came out and yelled at me for being in the wrong one 🙄
I'm just gonna say the PBT 1 mems are great bc more people and all but... it makes people CHEAP MF'S bc that's all they want to pay :-)
Me: "Did you want to add a bronzer to your spray tan today?" Customer: "oh no I only do things that are natural." Me: *but you're....*
*Customer comes in* "Hi I'm in a wedding tomorrow so what bed is gonna get me the tannest for tomorrow?" Me:
What's the weirdest thing a customer's ever done in your store??
Customer: "Can you like, put me in a bed that hasn't been used in a while? I don't like to sweat" *is holding bombshell* Me:
Getting audited on the last day of the month #fuckyoubill
When people complain about having to wait 10 min. to tan bc they came too early...yet people just lost their homes to Hurricane Harvey #bye.
@ you mary x.com/thatssarcasm/s…
Of course the one morn I show up on time/early to work, my early bird normals aren't here/haven't came in yet.
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