Turtle @TeaForTurtle

A loquacious tortoise with a penchant for tea-based adventures. teaisforturtle.co.uk UK Joined March 2010

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

9 months ago

L'Équipier open.substack.com/pub/teaisfortu…

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

4 years ago

Turtle feels like John-Travolta-in-a-dress in this dress. A feeling which is most welcome.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

4 years ago

As Turtle leapt clean over its surface, he felt for a second as if he were soaring majestically in orbit of the Moon. Just like a tortoise-shaped rocket, he thought...

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Could Turtle be the most beautiful girl in the world?

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On the 12th day of Christmas Turtle gave to me: 12 kettles singing 11 chickens chatting 10 biscuits dunking 9 salty sea-dogs 8 kinds of moustache 7 friendly snails 6 Mills & Boon 5 GOLD SPOONS 4 Eccles cakes 3 whale songs 2 tasty brews & some homemade piccalilli #DaysOfChristmas

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Turtle's got spirit Yes he do Turtle's got spirit How 'bout you?

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

With a slight degree of trepidation governing his moves, Turtle danced into the waning sunlight; knowing full well that the end of this Rhumba would mark the stewing of his brew...

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

"Make it so...!" said the undoubtedly portly feline. And although not the most conventional way to make the request, Turtle obliged and put the kettle on.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Having spoken not a word to the Frenchman, Turtle graciously accepted the proffered ears of corn and added them to his bum-bag.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Quiet fell upon the garments of the partygoers as passed by a tortoise wearing a pair of silent trousers.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Upon being awarded this year's Everlasting Teapot, Turtle's acceptance speech went thusly: "Turtle's brew is a brew for two." But with much more of a 'Jazz' edge to it.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Striding over the tops of the houses in the cool mist of the morning, Turtle took slow and purposeful steps being careful not to knock any of the chimney stacks or jostle any of the roof tiles.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

After meandering through the heat of a dusty bazaar Turtle found his organic cotton shopper replete with a glorious selection of blended teas.

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Turtle @TeaForTurtle

7 years ago

Turtle always softened his interrogative style for Sam. After all, he well understood the overwhelming desire for an Eccles Cake that could lead a tortoise to crime.