TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

Pouring you tea puns daily! Tahitea Joined January 2018

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

6 years ago

What kind of drink does a member of the priesthood drink? Chasti-tea! #tea #teatimetweeter #priest

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7 years ago

What’s the purpose of adding lemon shavings to your tea? To make it zes-tea! #tea #teatimetweeter #lemon #zest

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

7 years ago

What is a baby cat’s favorite type of tea? Kit-tea! #tea #teatimetweeter @Cats @TheDaiIyKitten @PetsatHome

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7 years ago

What tea do you drink when you’re runnin’ down a dream? Tom Pet-tea! #tea #teatimetweeter @tompetty #freefallin

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7 years ago

What did Patrick Henry say to colonists encouraging them to revolt against the British, who were taxing their tea without representation? “Give me liber-tea or give me death!” #tea #teatimetweeter #history #americanrevolution #colonists #british

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8 years ago

In what movie did Sandra Bullock go undercover in the Miss United States pageant to find out who was poisoning the nation’s supply of tea? Miss Congeniali-tea! #tea #teatimetweeter @sandrabullockiq #misscongeniality @MissUSA @teanpageant

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8 years ago

Who do you call when someone has stolen all of your tea?? The authori-teas! #tea #teaTimeTweeter @metpoliceuk @bostonpolice @MPSRegentsPark @TPSOperations

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8 years ago

You have been invited to your government’s top secret brewing facility. What must you sign before tasting the world’s most delectable tea created by humankind? A confidentiali-tea agreement! #tea #teatimetweeter #secret #shhhhh

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What kind of tea does Superman drink to become invulnerable to Kryptonite? Invincibili-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter #Kryptonite #Superman @SupermanHomepge @DCComics

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What kind of future tea, created 100 years from now, will allow you to fly? Antigravi-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter #flylikeaneagle

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What kind of tea do you make when you’re running out of time? Has-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter #timeismoney #timefortea

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What unit do you use to measure the concentration of your favorite Herbal or Yellow Tea? Osmolari-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter #science #chemistry

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What’s the most important characteristic when looking for a significant other with whom to share your love of tea? Their personali-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter #loveatfirstsight @eHarmony @Match @Tinder @bumble

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

Why did the guy who drank too much sweet tea need to see the dentist? Because he had a cavi-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter @SweetTeaFactory #sweettea #yearlycheckups

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What do you yell when you accidentally sip tea that is too hot? Profani-tea! #tea #teaTimeTweeter #SonOfAbish

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8 years ago

How do you feel when you run out of your box of favorite chai tea bags? Emp-tea! #teaTimeTweeter #tea #chai

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

Why did the toddler have to wear diapers while drinking tea? He wasn't pot-tea trained! #teaTimeTweeter #tea #rugrats

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What university serves the best tea in Ireland? Trini-tea College! #teaTimeTweeter #tea @tcddublin #teamajor #ireland #dublin

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

Where do you go to find Buzz Lightyear's favorite tea? To infini-tea and beyond! #teaTimeTweeter #tea #toystory #buzzlightyear #timallen

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TeaTimeTweeter @TeaTimeTweeter

8 years ago

What tea do you drink while listening to one of David Bowie's most famous songs? Space Oddi-tea! #teaTimeTweeter #tea @DavidBowieReal #majortom #DavidBowie