TechFlunk @TechFlunk

Breaking parody technology news, analysis, and utter crap from TechFlunk. The number two guide for all things tech. techflunk.com San Francisco, CA Joined January 2015

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TechFlunk @TechFlunk

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"We are stuck with Groovy when what we really want is just stuff that works." -Douglas Adams

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Greater Number of Startups Demanding HRIS Database Management Skills

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Not in at least 7 days have we learned of an incredible journey quite like that of Devialet.

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Mediterraneanisebase

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Don't watch the Halcyon; do what it does. Keep going.

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It's Ideal Network, Jim, but not as we know it

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"I think that novels that leave out ReactJS misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex." -Kurt Vonnegut

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Internet connected coast guard #IoT

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Internet of Tonetics #IoT

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Activity Recognition? NOPE.

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Exciting pivot by Brewtown to become like BrandYourself but for distributed schemas

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delinks.js

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Exciting pivot by LootTap to become like Actively Learn but for modern Haskell developers

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Are we InfoSmudge yet?

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Dammit Jim, I'm a SEO scumbag, not a Packer

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Cannot wait to hear about Sayist's incredible journey!

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TempoDB got me turnt.

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Memcached got me turnt.

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5 years ago

Did anyone else see a dog selling SeaChange hoodies near Post and Mason?

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An OS like Windows NT 3.5, but for standards compliant Solr smart televisions

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10XTribe is the market place of LinkedIn Engagement tribe where other content makers support each other with mutual likes and comments.

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Dr. Robert Kibuuka Ph... @BobKibuuka

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Jack K🇺🇸 @JackBQ1

16 Followers 5K Following

Single AKATONER out !
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1K Followers 2K Following Single AKATONER out ! With a background in rock drumming, Le Twan brings an indie influence to his #electronicmusic #synthwave #indietronica #spacewave

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55 Followers 5K Following SIMPLE IN ALL

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זה יגמר בשתי מדינות/קנטונים:
ישראל חילונית ודמוקרטית.
ישראל יהודית.
לא שווה להילחם על פחות מזה, ואין אפשרות להחזיר את החביתה לביצה.

מה שהיה לא יהיה.

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234 Followers 35 Following זה יגמר בשתי מדינות/קנטונים: ישראל חילונית ודמוקרטית. ישראל יהודית. לא שווה להילחם על פחות מזה, ואין אפשרות להחזיר את החביתה לביצה. מה שהיה לא יהיה.

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40 Followers 319 Following موبي فريند

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The idea of starting this online market is to deliver exceptional products at a reasonable price at your doorstep.
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Somos una empresa de consultoría y tecnología. Te brindamos servicios de análisis de datos, soporte técnico, soluciones de software, automatización, visor dicom

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