Teeth Out @TeeethOut
140 characters of fun and jokes tweeted daily! Joined July 2014-
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Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball??
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I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide. It's just none of your damn business
Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.
That moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, "Just kidding."
I ask my parents a simple "Yes" or "No" question and all I get is a lecture.
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot.
Best breakup excuse: "I'm more of a cat person... Sorry..."
That awkward moment when you sleep with one leg under the covers, and the other leg out for temperature balance.
*takes 50 selfies* *deletes 49* *stares at that one selfie till it turns ugly* *deletes that too*
Me: Will you grow Hair: no Legs: no Boobs: no Mind: no Nails: no Stomach: okay Thighs: sure thing
Today is 12-13-14 It's the last sequential date we'll see in our lives 😱😳
That awkward moment when you can't find your friends and you just stand there looking like a loner.
That person in every class who thinks they are Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.
2009: "I was so stupid last year." 2010: "I was so stupid last year." 2011: "I was so stupid last year." 2012: "I was so stupid last year."
That awkward moment when your best friend gets into trouble for something you did.
I hate when waiters ask, "Are you done with that?" When the plate is completely clear. Like nah, imma eat the plate too.
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