Texas Humor @TexasHumor
I have chili in my veins and a snake in my boot. txhumor.com Texas Joined October 2010-
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Dallas Cowboys: we are proud to have the worst team management in professional sports Dallas Mavericks: Hold Luka Doncic’s beer
Texas Humor retweeted
Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the @TexasMonthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?" Thoughts? texasmonthly.com/being-texan/th…
Some questions will never be answered
Lubbock is beautiful this time of year.
It’s almost as if Jerry Jones likes for me to make fun of the Cowboys
Houston looks so majestic when it snows
Meteorologists: “it’s going to freeze tonight. Remember to drip your faucets.” Houston:
Cowboys fans thinking they’d end the season on a high note only to be disappointed in the final seconds of the final game
Georgia fans: devastated the way this game is playing out Texas fans:
Aggies watching football this week
The difference between Fall and Winter in Texas
Texas Humor retweeted
“You think a 12-team playoff stinks? Back in my day ChatGPT’s great grandfather picked two teams based on some formula no one could explain.”
Waitress: “do yall need a refill on chips and salsa?” Me
“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.” “So they will play in Dallas then sir?” “No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.” “But America will love them?” “If only it was that simple.”
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