TextBased LOL Catz @TextBasedLOLCat

Black & white can sniffing a six-pack of Heineken, while orange cat sniffs its butt. Caption reads, "Who wants a Heiny?"

White Persian being fed by chopsticks. Caption reads, "My fortune said, Beware owner who feeds cat by chopsticks. Wants Internet fame."

Surly striped cat sits apart from pile of playing kittens. Caption reads, "Kittens shmittens, I have @idanyl."

Nutella-colored cat wearing a forlorn expression. Caption reads, "I haz sad." Oh, wait, that's not a cat, it's @CrazyTanningMom.

Calico cat with smug expression. Caption reads, "That awkward moment when the ASPCA shows up to arrest @OmgComedy for killing a cat."

Tabby cat peeking out of a little garbage can. Caption reads, "Can you please direct me to the Star Wars convention?"

Black cat with smug expression sits on cell phone while woman searches room. Caption reads, "@SheenaGoodyear is cute when she's frantic."

White cat with droll expression eyes happy orange-striped kitten. Caption reads, "If one more person tells me TGIF, the ginger gets it!"

Tabby cat sticking half of face & one paw through slighty open door, eyes big, teeth bared. Caption reads, "Heeeeeerrrre's Johnny!"

Adorable black & white kitten lurking on human shoulder. Caption reads, "I could not rid myself of the phantasm of the @joshrthompson."

Calico cat on hind legs, one paw on chest, other outstretched. Caption reads, "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"

Siamese cat eyeing wine rack. Caption reads, "Is it wine o' clock yet?"

A bed. All asleep. Tabby curled around person's hip. Gray kitten under person's arm. Caption reads, "Awkward human sleeping positions."

Orange-striped kitten peeking out from underneath a pile of blankets. Caption reads, "Mornings are scary!"

Gray cat looking in bathroom door with very wide eyes. Caption reads, "That awkward moment when your cat sees you peeing."

White & black kitten all wet in a tub. Caption reads, "I'm having a Monday on a Thursday."

Black cat with long, wild fur stares into mirror. Caption reads, "I seriously wish I could sing like @GrantMickelson..."

Gray striped cat slumps against the wall next to an empty liquor bottle. Caption reads, "I love you, @FauxPelini, I love you man!"

Calico kitten is about to leap onto the face of his sleeping owner. Caption reads, "It's meow or never!"

Black cat peering from between bars of metal bannister. Caption reads, "But officer, @lazerdoov did it! He has the skulls to prove it!"