Texts2MyEx @Texts2MyEx
These are texts I'm really tempted to send to my ex. Hurt Locker, CA Joined February 2010-
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This time last year, you sent me 50 roses. Just realized each rose represented a different lie. Happy Valentine's!
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have been lied to at all.
You weren't willing to bet on our happiness together, so you folded. Time will prove that you're a horrible gambler.
You're like a ghost to me now. A sad, chemically imbalanced ghost. Boo.
That was sweet when you said you kept "trying" to fall in love with me.
I guess the biggest red flag was that you texted with your mom more than you texted with me.
I see you driving round town with the guy I love, and I'm like...fuck...you can have him. He looks really bloated.
You're so vain, I bet you think this tweet is about you.
TSA just gave me an unemotional physical encounter that lasted seconds but left me feeling sad & violated.Have you been giving them lessons?
Great finding out that you've been with your new girlfriend for 10 months. Especially since we broke up 9 months ago. #reallygoodatmath
Watching those Chilean miners finally emerge from a sad and harrowing place reminds me a lot of the day we broke up.
I miss our Sunday mornings together. If you see Rico the bail bondsman, tell him I said hi. I'm sorry, WHEN you see Rico...
Today, a part of me wondered if I still love you. Then the rest of me took that part behind a garage and beat the holy crap out of it.
Ah, Labor Day. Finally a day celebrating what it was like being in a relationship with you.
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Sometimes, when I miss sleeping next to you, I just douse the pillow in Jack Daniels and cuddle up.
Mostly I miss the sex. Did I say "miss"? I meant "missed". Did we actually have any? I must've blinked.
I often try to apply sad songs to our relationship, but lately, the only one that seems fitting is "I'm Walking on Sunshine".
Really wish my breakup was rewarded with an all expense paid trip to Italy, Bali and Indonesia...ending in a bed with Javier Bardem.
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