Lorene @TextsFromTwingo
Curious texts from my crazy co-worker, Tara. Seattle Joined August 2010-
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Was in the elevator with a woman that had a neck brace on. She said when it gets humid it feels like a wetsuit around her neck. Um...wha ...
Why does Pike st smell like dish washer soap? The powdered kind? No!!! COMET! it's fucking Comet!
A woman with a rather fluffy mullet and smile face pajamas is talking to a telephone pole. God I love Seattle!
Omg if u have nightmares about large, hanging or dangling labia...I will crack the fuck up and tell Jamie personally
How do I tell the guy next to me puppy breath is only cute on puppies? Have an Altoid, Sir.
the car in front of me has a sign that says "nudist on board" wft?! / ok. It was my car
Lemons are in the bottle, katniss is freaking out and Kramer is making salad in the shower. Life is good, A2, life is good.
Thomas looks like he should be pushing drugs in cuba. Wtf.
Add this to the crazy aisian wtf files: a chinese airline wants to sell cut-rate standing room only tickets. What the f is going on?!
Next stop, 3rd and virginia- bed, bath to infinity and beyond.
Bus driver just said this bus continues as the 55 throught downtown. Or, we can take a road trip to Disneyland, courtesy of metro.
4get aids & hunger in africa. Houston, we have a bigger problem here in seattle a la king metro. JESUS. Me thinks me needs my sars mask. WOW
Lmao bus driver yells hang on EVERYTIME SOME GETS ON THE BUS and then takes off like a bat out of hell
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