Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne
Aging geek. Tired Optimist. I'm me, so YOU don't have to be. #twinja uncleshyfty.kinja.com Van Buren, Arkansas Joined January 2009-
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Brain is yo-yoing, can't tell if the twitchyness is better than the lethargy.
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Head going beyond bad to just plain ugly. May call it an early night and scream for a while.
Fuuuuck. Bray's heel work was damn near hypnotic. He will truly be missed. #ripwindhamrotunda
How much of my soul do I need to sell for a Monster Pipeline Punch to just appear in my hand?
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How about you, #readersoftwitter? #WritingCommunity #bannedbooks
Post-surgery update: whole body ache. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Post-surgery update: Now have stitches in place few will likely see. Pain minimal. Ass did not fall off.
Well, the all fluid diet before my surgery begins. Also found out a compounding pharm is making a post-surgery cream for me. So, any of you getting custom ass creams?!
Well, the anxiety about Father's Day is distracting from the anxiety of Friday's surgery... Dead for over a decade, and the drunken abusive fucker STILL lives in my head rent free.
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Poor William, someday he'll see that sailboat.
Poor William, someday he'll see that sailboat.
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Photoplay: This is fine. Once more with respect to @kcgreenn's modern classic comic :) Enjoy!
They're reviving the Leprechaun franchise... again. And that's STILL more interesting than Dr. Disrespect uninstilling Call of Duty over a fucking skin.
Shit, every day I'm getting a little more anxious about my upcoming surgery. I mean, they are literally going to root around in my asscheek. I know I need it, and risk is near impossible... but still.
I think the Devil is going to have lots of hot, sweaty, gay sex tonight. And use Pat Robinson as the condom. Rest In Hellfire you hateful bastard.
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