Seb Khan @ThatSebKid

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Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive

11 hours ago

Smoking Big Doinks — Young King Dave (2017)

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🅼🅰🅽🅺🅸🅽🅳 @only1mankind_

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They so geeked

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

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BBC News (UK) @BBCNews

5 days ago

Just Eat apologises for AI food mistakes after social media ridicule bbc.in/4jAIj9J

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QRC @QamarRiaz1

7 days ago

the colors aren't competing they're collaborating

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jonotin @jonotinn

a week ago

I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in

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Seb Khan @ThatSebKid

2 weeks ago

@MakkroLoL Good at games but poor. Make it make sense

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Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.” This could have gone very wrong. Then the lead singer opens his mouth. The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect. Turn the sound on for this one.

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📱Shitpost Reels📱 @ShitpostReels

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Seb Khan @ThatSebKid

2 months ago

@KyleCollectsTCG Thank you sir!

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Seb Khan @ThatSebKid

2 months ago

@KyleCollectsTCG Worth adding, they have been used and abused. So never going to grade highly

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Seb Khan @ThatSebKid

2 months ago

@KyleCollectsTCG How much is the price Tyranitar worth now? I have a suitcase of cards from this era, from my childhood daysb

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Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy

2 months ago

Our CEO called me in a rage because his Zoom calls kept dropping. He said his video was freezing every 15 seconds and asked if we were under a DDoS attack. We weren't under a DDoS attack. I was manually throttling the executive Wi-Fi network down to 128 kilobits per second. I told him we were suffering from acute packet fragmentation due to an outdated routing table. I explained that the incoming data packets were colliding in the local cache and tearing each other apart. He asked how long it would take to rebuild the routing table. I told him the only way to stop the fragmentation was to authorize my pending $85K budget request for a new fiber-optic firewall. That request had been sitting on his desk for 3 weeks. He pulled it up on his iPad and signed it while still on the phone with me. The second the DocuSign email hit my inbox, I removed the bandwidth cap. His Zoom feed instantly snapped into pristine 4K resolution. He audibly gasped and told me I was an absolute miracle worker. I told him I had to manually reroute the packet streams through a secure secondary tunnel. I used the phrase "dynamic latency overriding." He sent an email to the entire company praising the IT department for our rapid crisis response. The new firewall budget is actually going to be used to build a private Classic server for my World of Warcraft guild. I don't solve problems. I manufacture minor technological hostage situations. Bandwidth is just leverage.