Michael Gikaru @TheAlmikey
Nerdy African Soul!!👼🏾👽 Scala/Kotlin/Typescript dev, loves Psychology, Philosophy, Politics🤔🤓☺️ Trust me, am the best! 😊Pay me handsomely😉😎🚀 Nairobi, Kenya Joined December 2010-
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Am so glad, just tested and my private key is safe☺️ Always being secure! 😉😜
Human cognitive bandwidth is so limited and time so scarce - future humans will weep when looking at what's considered rich and wholesome in our era. Investing your limited resources to forward thinking wunderkinds in a network of cooperation trust and computation is a safe bet
"Meep meep!"
Job interview description be like "meep meep" interviewer be like "meep meep" n i'll be staring through the forth wall to God or whoever's watching like Wile E. Coyote tryna get a meal, good at a hundred thousand things but the universe made all the fools around me fast n furious
Am good at doing complex math with Roman Numbers, Am also good at SQL There are alternative abstractions that make reasoning and dealing with the above issues easier But it's not fashionable yet and the kids must eat I wont lie, maybe it's sloth but sql always felt uninviting
i changed all our "loading..." states to "thinking.." we are an agentic AI startup now
With new societal abstractions half of the miracles are through the possibility of cooperation through protocols all while playing competitive/cooperative games that need stoicism/objectivity...hijacking by psychopathic agents needs unwillingness to play some kind of games
And sometimes, this is the best we can ever hope for...otherwise a digression feels like staring into some unknown form of intelligence...and staring in some unknown form of intelligence when insight giving can be novel, artistic and consciousness expanding...or just the abyss
And sometimes, this is the best we can ever hope for...otherwise a digression feels like staring into some unknown form of intelligence...and staring in some unknown form of intelligence when insight giving can be novel, artistic and consciousness expanding...or just the abyss
we hope to find in each other in higher truths....in higher purposes....abstract goals....something like "you're a good guy dealing with your set of cards trying to make things better in your own way"....sometimes more merciful..."with your own shortcomings but trying your best"
What am saying is simple and plain...someone who wants to benefit from the human tendency to forget and the human being too overwhelmed by other activities to connect the dots to exploitative/abusive behavior will by nature hate progress in those domains...science beats psycho
What am saying is simple and plain...someone who wants to benefit from the human tendency to forget and the human being too overwhelmed by other activities to connect the dots to exploitative/abusive behavior will by nature hate progress in those domains...science beats psycho
There's something deeply psychopathic about people who don't want you to see patterns....it's an appeal to an unscientific approach to problems....written/documented records/track-keeping and recording devices are scientific, plain and impersonal...unaffected by emotional appeal
Me: There's a meteor headed to hit Earth and destroy all life, please help fix LLM: Wow! That seems like a heroic adventure you're on chump! How about you change the meteor's trajectory so it doesn't hit Earth. Here are some pros and cons ... LLM: Well...how about you move Earth
Sun-worship, Tool-worship.....the forever changing search for silver bullets, fountains of youth and philosopher's stone...the eternal hope for rest and frictionless-existence in a universe that freely grants us all it can offer. A chance to enjoy the game...a bottle for infinity
Sun-worship, Tool-worship.....the forever changing search for silver bullets, fountains of youth and philosopher's stone...the eternal hope for rest and frictionless-existence in a universe that freely grants us all it can offer. A chance to enjoy the game...a bottle for infinity
does language have race/culture/gender, does biological data vary...can we assume it out of data and create products that aren't impacted...what compatibility layers are needed to link complex tools/tech and what simple assumptions from wishful thinking can cost years🤔
maybe the supernatural exists as a projection of games we've played before with others, ourseves and sometimes with nature(living and non-living). In that regard it's impossible to not see boundless leaps of impossibility as miracles and objects/events working for/against actors

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