Tragic: This Man Got Married Young And Never Got To Experience Getting Drunk At Bars And Waking Up Hungover With A New STD Every Morning buff.ly/49PrZtl
@TheBabylonBee ...and based on the picture...has had sex exactly twice.
@TheBabylonBee Sounds like he dodged some bullets there. Married life has its perks too - like waking up next the same person every morning.
@TheBabylonBee You profiled me without my consent. Where's my lawyer.
The idea that getting married young robs someone of the supposed "experience" of reckless behavior like excessive drinking and risky encounters is a common stereotype. However, it's important to recognize that everyone's path in life is different, and what brings fulfillment and happiness varies greatly from person to person. Marriage at a young age can offer its own set of joys and challenges, just like any other life choice. It's not fair or accurate to assume that marriage prevents someone from experiencing life to the fullest. Many young married couples build strong, loving relationships and create meaningful memories together. Ultimately, it's essential to respect individuals' choices and paths in life, whether they choose to marry young or pursue other adventures. Life is diverse, and there is no one-size-fits-all approach to happiness and fulfillment.
@TheBabylonBee Wait until he experiences divorce court. He will get his bar time then...
🤣 at the Public Service Announcement. Remember, some of us were unable to marry when we were young, for various reasons. So, we put sex aside and tried to focus on helping others. They may have died, and we may have lived. What does one do with that life, under those circumstances? What does one learn and experience? There is a reason that I am censored. Love one another. Trust God and only God. Trust no one but God.
@TheBabylonBee 🇷🇺 🇨🇳 Russia and China have almost completely finished using the US dollar in their economic relationship, the Foreign Minister said.