Habitual Line Stepper @TheBlkHumorist
Black Comedian who does black comedy. Blerd. Marxist. Curmudgeon. Hire me to say funny things: [email protected] or my DMs. Downtown CLE Joined July 2019-
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Aaliyah Boston in foul trouble, Kelsey Mitchell hurt g'night y'all and congrats Aces
I don't watch the kai cenat or ishowspeed streams so every time a clip shows up on my tl it's like a family guy cutaway joke
I don't watch the kai cenat or ishowspeed streams so every time a clip shows up on my tl it's like a family guy cutaway joke
Lexie Hull in the first half
Napheesa Collier’s full statement today, where she challenged Commissioner Cathy Engelbert and the WNBA with directness and stunning detail we rarely hear from active players. Worth listening to every word.
Just sitting there letting your baby play with dog balls is insane
Just sitting there letting your baby play with dog balls is insane
Pro tip: Salt goes in when you're whisking, pepper goes on when plated
Pro tip: Salt goes in when you're whisking, pepper goes on when plated
and every time a movie hits streaming it gets proven right
and every time a movie hits streaming it gets proven right
As long as I’m breathing i got power to fix it has always been the motto
As long as I’m breathing i got power to fix it has always been the motto
I truly don’t know if anybody has done a better job making the case for Zohran than Rupert Murdoch.
I truly don’t know if anybody has done a better job making the case for Zohran than Rupert Murdoch.
I would've just decked him
There’s no timeline where you roll back to “a nicer ICE” bc the horse is already out of the barn. 1) Those agents aren’t just going to go quietly into that good night but 2) this is now how we order political economy. The future is either total militarization or total abolition
There’s no timeline where you roll back to “a nicer ICE” bc the horse is already out of the barn. 1) Those agents aren’t just going to go quietly into that good night but 2) this is now how we order political economy. The future is either total militarization or total abolition
This is why moderates never beat fascism
📌 REMINDER: Caitlin Clark & Napheesa Collier share the SAME AGENT. Her response will be strategic & follow in due course. If you expect Caitlin to comment on one isolated statement in real time via the Fever, you do not see the bigger picture here. This is just heating up…
📌 REMINDER: Caitlin Clark & Napheesa Collier share the SAME AGENT. Her response will be strategic & follow in due course. If you expect Caitlin to comment on one isolated statement in real time via the Fever, you do not see the bigger picture here. This is just heating up…
how does anyone with a brain cell not interpret this as “my team has a game tonight”
how does anyone with a brain cell not interpret this as “my team has a game tonight”
Napheesa Collier
Napheesa Collier https://t.co/AZu4gcRDZK
Phee on her way out 😭
Phee on her way out 😭 https://t.co/ruGcijcH2y
Phee sticking out her neck for ALL the players in the league. She’s about to be fined into oblivion. I hope players voice out their support for her as she is currently right now for them.
Cathy Engelbert might be worse than Adam Silver, which is a feat I didn't think was possible
Cathy Engelbert might be worse than Adam Silver, which is a feat I didn't think was possible
Phee letting the Choppa sing
Phee letting the Choppa sing https://t.co/2VKDo72VBM
Internet douchebag gf
Internet douchebag gf https://t.co/NkEwCkjXQt
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