BREAKING! The UCP is taking immediate and drastic steps to address the power shortages in Alberta! Working with an industrial company owned by Tucker Carlsons mom, Smith has ordered 100,000,000 of these units for $3.2 billion to be shipped in June/July! We're saved! #abpoli
*Please note that the aforementioned company does not presently manufacture these particular units, and Alberta is paying a "premium" cost wise and has had to pay the entirety of the money up front. But that's fine. Friggin Trudeau.
@TheBreakdownAB Honestly can’t tell if this is satire or not. That says a lot.
@TheBreakdownAB Sounds like a repeat of the Turkish Tylenol fiasco. Tucker Carlson’s mom! Really?
@TheBreakdownAB Fun fact: When Tucker’s mom, Lisa Lombardi, died, she left him $1. Not because she wasn’t wealthy - it’s because she despised him.
@TheBreakdownAB Did she also get a deal on unstaffed beds for Alberta hospitals? I have a lead.
@TheBreakdownAB Do you suppose maybe the power alert last night was our idiot premier’s manipulation for political gain perhaps to bolster her attacks against Trudeau and the Liberals?
@TheBreakdownAB I thought it would be old exercise bikes to peddle for power… guess I set the bar to high.