The Bro Code @TheBroCode4
Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by internalized code of conduct. Some call it religion. I call it The Bro Code. Philly (The City of Bro Love) Joined April 2012-
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If you ever compliment your bros six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.
Never join your girlfriend in talking shit about your bro, unless she is withholding sex, waiting for your response.
Bros always spot their bros when they are in need of cash
A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch let your bro be!
Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy towards a bro MUST be caught.
Bros shall never keep track of, or count, the amount of beers they have had in a night.
Bros dont share the same bed unless the bed is a king size or larger
A Bro is required 2 go out with his Bros on holidays such as Halloween, New Years Eve, St. Pattys day and Desperation Day (February 13th)
A Bro never wears tight jeans to a strip club. And im sure you can all understand why...
A Bro never applies rub on sunscreen to another Bro.
A bro may ask his bro to help him move, but only after 1st giving an honest estimate on both amount of time and # of large furniture pieces.
If a bro gets a dog, it must be atleast as tall as his knee when full grown.
A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.
If a Bro suffers pain from a break up his Bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man” and large quantities of beer.
The bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round.
"Ladies first" is just a nice way of saying "Let me look at your ass while you walk in front of me"
A bro NEVER admits to his bros bride what happened at the bachelor party!
You must act sad over the death of a gfs cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
A Bro Never Makes Fun Of A Friend After His Favorite Sports Team Lost
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