Christopher @TheCHowes

Low effort parody of a human being that complains occasionally (all the time) Chicago, IL Joined February 2013

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I love these lazy Saturdays @HomerSaturday

2 days ago

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@SimonWhistler What ever became of this? I noticed your site is down and the general Whistling coming from YouTube seems to be getting quieter. The channels got me through the entire pandemic and hope all is well.

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a week ago

@ksorbs Admit it. You were excited when you saw this and knew you could reshare it for your followers. That’s what this girl’s horrible experience meant to you.

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Jerahmeel (womf) 🐺 @JerahmeelWomf

a month ago

How it feels to genuinely try to do smalltalk with a friend you wanna get closer with but its just super awkward

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2 months ago

@ParallelRiker @Doomer_Armus Gas has to go somewhere and if nobody is trying to stop it… 💨

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Satan @s8n

2 months ago

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2 months ago

@HQNewsNow So the response is that there will be no assurance that ICE will be held accountable for their actions and the free press is the enemy?

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3 months ago

@katya_zamo Whatever happened to the “masking” community. I saw a documentary ages ago and then forgot about it until this photo.

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3 months ago

@katya_zamo I’m tall and subjectively a cute guy with dark curly pubes. I think you mean me despite not remembering being at The Abbey or even in California. Let me know.

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Wiener Dog 🇵🇸 @MoroseJerk

4 months ago

It’s a fucking important question Steven!

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4 months ago

Me waking up every morning.

ARMUS Skin of Evil (parody) @Doomer_Armus

2 years ago

@larissa_16_xxx I am the sexiest Star Trek character. I should be at the top of your list!

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4 months ago

I’m ready for a new lineup of trash tv that just picks up on their lives 30-40 years later as though their characters naturally evolved from their storylines. Small Wonder. You can’t tell me that kid is a well adjusted adult with a robot sister who I presume is breaking down.

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4 months ago

@katya_zamo We call it “bags”. I don’t know why and I acknowledge that it’s probably the pinnacle of unimaginative naming but corn hole just sounds awful.

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4 months ago

@BasedMikeLee “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint” = Mormon and has significant fundamental differences. Non-Mormon Christians are taught that they’re not Christian and that it is a cult. Anyways, aren’t you glad that the government got involved? Meanwhile atheism was erased.

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4 months ago

@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx Taking this at face value I’d say this is a poor customer service response on the part of Best Buy. That being said, FedEx “admitted it” and you’re not saying that FedEx is the problem when their employee STOLE an order that Best Buy fully executed?! This is weird.

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4 months ago

@bavedikian What vague motivational poster nonsense. I don’t know who this is but already doubt his experience with things being hard and stressful.

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4 months ago

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Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet

4 months ago

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4 months ago

@RepJackKimble There’s irony in this statement that I think is lost on you. I think you’ve also not realized that the performers are understanding this to have become a deeply partisan event which is why they’re dropping out. The event doesn’t represent freedom. It represents MAGA.