thechanceband @TheChanceBand
I make shoes and stuff. DM for customs. tinyurl.com/5x2bcwjy Seattle, WA Joined May 2009-
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NEEDED IT #TexasHockey
To the people complaining about the #UFC304 start time…….we set our clocks in 1776, sorry you didn’t get the memo.
“NeW YoRk iS tHe GrEaTeSt CiTy In ThE wOrLd”
T-pain about to find this guy and sue him for enough to get his driver a new Mansion in Wisconsin for his pain and suffering.
“Why don’t you have a seat…….in hell” - @chrishansen
This 30 second video is what I’ll show people if they ever ask who’s Stu Finer.
When you’re actively making pancakes and your 5 year old says he wants donuts. Time for him to learn the word compromise.
Me refreshing my feed for #GarciaVsHaney updates cause I’m not paying for that shit and I’m too lazy to steal it like everyone else.
$100,000,000,000.00 for this round of funding. There’s 330 million people in America, if you remove non tax payers (such as children and billionaires) it brings the number down to 160 million people that actually pay for this shit. That’s $625 per for those keeping track at…
$100,000,000,000.00 for this round of funding. There’s 330 million people in America, if you remove non tax payers (such as children and billionaires) it brings the number down to 160 million people that actually pay for this shit. That’s $625 per for those keeping track at…
20 years of Rads and revenge.
Holy shit. They cured him.
Holy shit. They cured him.
“My own life choices made me this way, of course I’m going to complain about it on the Internet and try to make myself a victim” - white women
Lot to unpack here from @kellykeegs . I suggest taking it 1 track at a time. barstoolsports.com/blog/3511040/a…
It’s @KillerMike’s birthday, celebrate accordingly.
For those of you that are unaware, this song is about school shootings. Did they not have time to learn something lighthearted like Brick by Ben Folds 5?
This is going to be a great fight #kc45
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My god… the Falcons really drafted Michael Penix Jr.
Today I taught the people a lesson. Cry babies, Max, never win. People who grind and outwork everyone like I did with the lottery ball machine come out on top. “Hard work pays off, dreams do come true, bad times don’t last, but bad guys do” youtu.be/8I05iNstoN8?si…
@Philly_Mays Hey Max, Big Cat here. Quick question. Have you ever gotten the lottery ball in the new studio?
I’ve got your back! Not in a gay way though haha
Lol here’s the follow up to that joke which was edited to fit into a clip for socials - everyone dunking on me, watch the special or listen to my podcast or look into me for five seconds before sending me death threats over a joke which is so obviously pro trans it literally ends…
@ReverendWarnock is giving a beautiful tribute to Rico Wade and Musicians at this service for Reek. Thank U Rev. Thank U.
Black people can have country music. We are coming for hip hop.
My acrylic painting is done. Say hey to Chelly!
I hope everyone is well. Thanks for following me on here. It’s good to be connected with you. 🙏🏼👊🏼✌🏼
Nsac is absolutely braindead and worried about the wrong shit
Diego Lopes is scheduled for a hearing before the NSAC next Tuesday to discuss the withholding of his #UFC300 purse. The NSAC reportedly took issue with Diego hopping the fence during his celebration after his win. (per. @mma_kings) #UFC #MMA
Jake has run out of humans to argue with and has started arguing with robots.
ChatGPT is designed to lie to you When I call him out on his lie it tries to deflate then when It realizes it's cornered it apologizes for lying He also made specific accusations in the lie This is how all our conversations go Anyone who trusts AI is being fed propaganda