TheCryptic @TheCrypticTwo
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No you’re not.
That’s why he only made it to Major. He’s in way over his head. This is clown behavior.
That’s why he only made it to Major. He’s in way over his head. This is clown behavior.
Well he certainly can’t blame Biden for it
Well he certainly can’t blame Biden for it
Literally nobody is falling for this bullshit
Literally nobody is falling for this bullshit
So what are you proposing to fix it? More doge cuts?
So what are you proposing to fix it? More doge cuts?
Wild how small Mike Johnson is. I mean we always knew from a metaphorical point of view, but dang, he’s a tiny dude.
Wild how small Mike Johnson is. I mean we always knew from a metaphorical point of view, but dang, he’s a tiny dude.
Ooops
Remember when Trump, 9 years later, wanted to charge James Comey with election interference?
Remember when Trump, 9 years later, wanted to charge James Comey with election interference?
Trump is truly the dumbest mofo on this planet. “He’ll run the government like a business” - yeah? Does that mean shamelessly advertising for the cannibus industry while simultaneously killing alleged “drug dealers” in boats 1000 miles away from the US?
Trump is truly the dumbest mofo on this planet. “He’ll run the government like a business” - yeah? Does that mean shamelessly advertising for the cannibus industry while simultaneously killing alleged “drug dealers” in boats 1000 miles away from the US?
Socialism again? Man, when do these republicans stop with the cosplay?
Socialism again? Man, when do these republicans stop with the cosplay?
This shouldn’t even be allowed without an act of Congress.
This shouldn’t even be allowed without an act of Congress.
We spent the last 30 years negotiating away tariffs. They’re called “free trade agreements”.
We spent the last 30 years negotiating away tariffs. They’re called “free trade agreements”.
What an absolute effing waste of tax dollars. Unnecessarily employed clowns serving no societal purpose.
What an absolute effing waste of tax dollars. Unnecessarily employed clowns serving no societal purpose.
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THUNE MAY WANT TO LOOK INTO THE TRUMP TARIFFS…
THUNE MAY WANT TO LOOK INTO THE TRUMP TARIFFS… https://t.co/ls2NJENg6R
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So wait. 300 FBI agents responded to the insurrection to defend the Capitol. MAGA is somehow pretending this proves Trump is innocent. So let’s say the FBI agents were in the crowd to stir this up… which they weren’t. Wouldn’t that mean Trump used the FBI to help his coup?
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On Thomas Jacob Sanford's* property as of June of 2025 (per Google Maps). *The Michigan LDS shooter. Note that if we don't do this kind of research, Trump and his disinformation machine will make this guy into a left-wing trans immigrant.
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So Hegseth called all the flag officers to Quantico so he could peacock on stage and film it for his clips and Trump just big footed him and is showing up. It’s so on brand for this perpetual clown show of narcissists.
JD, … you home? Where’s the outrage over the right political violence?
JD, … you home? Where’s the outrage over the right political violence?
Bruh, who is standing behind you to stage left?
Bruh, who is standing behind you to stage left?
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