The FML Police @TheFMLPolice
We don't solve crimes. We just like to complain about stuff. thefmlpolice.com New York, USA Joined April 2018-
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How many times have you watched the Bagel Boss video? Me:
No better way to top off the Knicks' horrible offseason than RJ Barrett showing he's a certified bust!
@shwinnypooh There's also always the possibility of hitting on at least one of the five players signed and flipping them at the deadline for a first.
BREAKING: Local businessman threatens to jump off of building—and onto inflatable castle—if @netflix removes 'The Office' from its streaming service. More details to come.
As far as I'm concerned, it's over before it even started. #NBAFreeAgency thefmlpolice.com/2019/06/07/im-…
What's with the #Lakers exclusively signing head coaches? thefmlpolice.com/2019/06/05/the…
#DonaldTrump needs to 100% make this his regular look... for the American people. thefmlpolice.com/2019/06/04/tru…
#Oldtownroad is in the trailer for #RamboLastBlood thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/30/old…
Kit Harrington Had to Check Himself Into Rehab Because the 'Game of Thrones' Ending Was So Shitty thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/29/kit…
Jon Gruden has singed Richie Incognito Alert!!! #OaklandRaiders #JonGruden #NFL #RichieIncognito thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/28/the…
FML Alert: Fans are Petitioning to Remake the Final Season of Game of Thrones, Which Is both a Great Idea and Incredibly Stupid thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/17/fan… #GameofThrones
Why are Knicks fans Suprised the Knicks Didn't Land Zion? thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/16/why… #Zion #Knicks
I’VE BEEN WATCHING ALL OF THE ‘FINAL DESTINATION’ MOVIES ON NETFLIX AND I HATE MYSELF MORE THAN I EVER HAVE thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/14/ive… #FinalDestination #Netflix
#kristapsporzingis with a major #FMLalert thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/13/kri…
It doesn’t take a basketball genius to figure out that the Celtics won 11 playoff games without Kyrie, 5 with him.
DENVER JUST LEGALIZED MAGIC MUSHROOMS, AND IN OTHER RELATED NEWS IT LOOKS LIKE I’M MOVING TO DENVER thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/09/den… #magicmushrooms #Denver #FML
BREAKING NEWS: PAUL PIERCE IS A COMPLETE MORON AND A TERRIBLE SPORTS ANALYST thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/09/bre… #PaulPierce #BostonCeltics #MilwaukeeBucks #KyrieIrving
The #Sixers are likely going to lose this series, thanks largely in part to a case of the mudbutt. thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/08/i-d…
The final season of #GameofThrones has been a disappointment so far. #FML thefmlpolice.com/2019/05/07/so-…
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