Future Alton Brown @TheFutureAB
In 2037, as a commendation for my efforts during the food wars, I was given a twitter account that can tweet into the past.. [Parody] I'm in the Future. Joined April 2012-
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I remember once a kid wandering the airfield flight line asking for old airplane parts. Said he wanted to be a pilot. Had to give him props.
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I love it when a flan comes together.
Do NOT use hand towels from the bath in your kitchen - especially when working with chocolate.
Let's agree to disagree. What you call a T-shirt cannon, I call a 'cheese steak delivery device'. Only one of us is making sense.
In my day we didn't have to go and find the best.. I mean.. In your day.. Was your day my day? I'm confused.
Scanning my house for boxed cake mix like you scan your house for cockroaches #yeck
@Smithelwerb Stay in [culinary] school!
Cookie dough cologne. #YoureWelcome
When making snack mix it's important to use a scale to keep the proportions correct. You know, Chex and balances.
Anyone who claims food made at home can't be exciting has clearly never seen me make pizza bagels.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Technically nothing in my kitchen is a Unitasker - if I decide to hit you with it.
@kalinacat All at the same time? I don't think you have enough butter - or booze for that.
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Alcohol: Because no good story starts with, "So this one time, I was eating a salad..."
In heaven every slice of sicilian style pizza is a corner piece.
Got a Jurassic Park in the future. Some guy found a flea in a fruit cake candy. Had it carbon dated. Fruit cake was 65 million years old.
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It's ok to wait for the water to come to a boil. You need some time for the booze to take hold anyway.
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