The Hello Freaks @TheHelloFreaks

Mike and Dan and Aiden || punk rock, praise of existence, and pristine taste || thehellofreaks@gmail thehellofreaks.bandcamp.com chicago Joined October 2012

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The Hello Freaks @TheHelloFreaks

3 years ago

The Hello Freaks will never die

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4 years ago

Mike and Danny serious music

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4 years ago

@NeeedlesEye its true. its why they're so mad.

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4 years ago

@joelw_762 well, uh, you'd be wrong

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4 years ago

@leokitty a return to the pre-1840s borders, lets do it

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4 years ago

this guy....was the president of Russia? THIS guy?

Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE

4 years ago

8. Civil war will break out in the US, California. and Texas becoming independent states as a result. Texas and Mexico will form an allied state. Elon Musk’ll win the presidential election in a number of states which, after the new Civil War’s end, will have been given to the GOP

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4 years ago

@bougieprol really strange tweets!

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4 years ago

jesus christ what did we do to deserve this kind of humiliation

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4 years ago

@DavidOAtkins can you name more than 6 people who did this

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4 years ago

One of my favorite murder mystery tropes, genuinely, is the internationally recognized private detective. Has there ever been like, a real detective who’s been world renowned? No, but it rocks that in movies everyone is like “ah! Benoit Blanc/Hercule Poirot, so good to see you!”

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Tarbram @tropicalcamatte

4 years ago

A bolsonarista tried to install an explosive in a fuel truck, near the airport of Brasília. The police arrested him, then found a whole arsenal in his apartment. The man’s name? I’m not kidding: George Washington de Oliveira

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4 years ago

@public_friend Oh I know I’m just being silly with the thought

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4 years ago

Probably immediately cease to exist because there’s no way my grandparents would have ever met if not for WW2 (met in a refugee camp).

Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE

4 years ago

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4 years ago

@BuzzfeedGDebord Accidentally hitting on something you’d figure would happen - though in that movie they were alternate realities right? Not just one timeline being tinkered with?

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4 years ago

Don’t see enough time travel movies grapple with the “any subtle change in how or when people had sex means different sperm-egg configurations and a completely different person” dilemma

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4 years ago

In fact, probably everyone who was born post-1945 would probably cease to exist, as WW2 was such a global cataclysmic event that touched so many peoples lives. Even if your grandparents did meet, what if they fucked at a different time or place? Boom, you no longer exist buddy

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4 years ago

@MemeVVitch Oh my god look at this adorable baby

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4 years ago

One thing to value twitter for are stories like this. Genuine, interesting and touching stories from people you’d otherwise never hear from because they aren’t given a platform in polite society. It’s one of the very few redeeming qualities of social media

Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch

4 years ago

While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu (a 6-week cycle) and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. The Best Xmas prison meal, a thread...