House Tweeter @TheHouseTweeter
Quotes from a house full of crazy people. Joined February 2015-
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"Why am I wearing a tank top over a tshirt? I look like a gym class retard." - K
"Lithuania, that's in Australia right?" -K
"The shit hit my grammar words, okay?" - K
"Mothafuckas call me Gandaaaahlf, 'cuz I got a long staaahff." - M
"I know I have a girlfriend but sometimes ass is life." - K
"You have to christen every house. It isn't christened until you have an orgy in it." - Sh
"She's way too hot to be my buddy's sister." - Sh
"Can I urinate on the delivery driver?" - Sh "Only if he's hot." - St
"You know it was obviously very white... Like when the cops let somebody go." - S
"Have you ever seen your dick in the mirror and realized there isn't enough mirror?" - Sh
"that's how high I am right now. I want to dress up and fight crime." #moderndayninjaturtles #highdeas #imbatman #faded
"I can't drive. If we're going to the beach, I'm getting shittered." - Sh
"Whyyy are there hot girls and why do I look like a dump truck?" - Sh
"I think I'm going to bed because...fuck you." -Sh
"Everyone gets a piece of my cack." Sh
"I do it every night and every morning, so I'm probably as good at it as I am at masturbating" -M #skill #everynight #everyday #foreveralone
"I didn't realize how high I was until right. Now." -M #THCTeepee #420Fort #420Palace #MarajuanaMancave
"I never met a joint I didn't like." -S
"You know a girl is good looking when you can masturbate to just her face." -C #feminism #tweet4tweet #follow4follow
"Dude, shitting out glass is worse than shitting out cardboard every time." -M
Isabella Oldridge @everybeatlesong
8 Followers 476 Following I cutie baby. 💘 I want to find boy. Photo📸 on my post ⬇️ ⬇️
vanessa hands @vanessarhands
3 Followers 15 Following
ToryO @ToryOShea
212 Followers 656 Following
Maxwell Coleman @MaxwellSColeman
27 Followers 44 Following I never had the words to say, but i can quote them all
Xur @FindXur
8K Followers 230 Following My will is not my own. They have forced my hand upon the Twitters but I... cannot endure this place long. I love @FTWin #Destiny
Tyler Bennett @BennettEH15
4 Followers 2 Following
Tipsy Bartender @TipsyBartender
155K Followers 144 Following Founder @DrinkEddieBlue CEO of @TipsyBartender & @DefNotGourmet Email: [email protected]
Cara Leclerc @caraleclerc
61 Followers 211 Following Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
Alex Burrows @aburr14
55K Followers 288 Following Montréal Canadiens/Vancouver Canucks Alumni- President https://t.co/XcdxJxq7a7
Kevin Bieksa @kbieksa3
237K Followers 308 Following 🇺🇸 BGSU, KO Sports Inc/Wasserman, Nucks, Ducks, Sportsnet Analyst, Hockey Night in Canada 🇨🇦
Strombone @strombone1
631K Followers 219 Following
tiana•moore @tianamoore_xo
353 Followers 532 Following
kyle stuart @theclutch91
4 Followers 5 Following
Lindsay Anne ♡ @ssuperlinds
45 Followers 66 Following Vegetarian, Toronto, Fitness, Lesbian, Tattooed
Taylor Hartwig @taylorhartwigxo
157 Followers 118 Following
Cait @Caitlynworsfold
281 Followers 169 Following
Wisdom @GodlyPhilosophy
384K Followers 148K Following philosophical posts centered around our faith in Christ, various wisdom, quotes from prominent theologians, beautiful and inspiring words ✝️❤️
renegadecorp @RenegadeCorp
21 Followers 60 Following The official Twitter account to the renegadecorp clan/Youtube channel! We are big time gamers, XBOX 360!!!!
Shane Devlin @RenoRightShane
13 Followers 99 Following Big or Small We Do It All! Call Today for a quote.
ATHENE @AtheneLOL
51K Followers 313 Following World's most famous record-breaking gamer. Creator of Purpose & Decentralized Universal Basic Income. Founder of https://t.co/qMILF0qAaL
vanesss @vanessefff
123 Followers 136 Following
bobby @danielbrasch
140 Followers 288 Following
Ali Jacalyn @Alihennessy14
379 Followers 409 Following
Jammie Banks @pbandjammie
351 Followers 286 Following Show respect even to people who don't deserve it; not as a reflection of their character, but as a reflection of your own
Ariana Behm @ArianaBehm
154 Followers 243 Following // I've fallen in love with being alive // Wherever God takes me //
Connor @connordavidson5
71 Followers 182 Following Just trynna spread good vibes and enjoy the ride 🤙🏻 26 years old & full time Software nerd Gym/Snowboard/Festival junkie
Jarrod Bastien @arigab911
4 Followers 2 FollowingYou might like
