kafka the cat (Cat Lawyer) @TheKafka
I am Kafka...Ageless.....kind of Gooey..in the eye-parts...but I solve law.....or at the very least..give it a Good Sniff.!.!.! Joined April 2019-
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This is a question..for my Angular Pals… Do you sometimes wish..that you were Round….or perhaps a little Skrungly.?.?
I..will not be here Forever….but for now I can sniff…Sniff and Snort…and even smooch..! It is true…I am here..and I’m glad you are too.!.!
I am..Hiding….from the Rigors of Love.!.
An..Epic Journey..!
Sitting..Atop My Perch….provides a passable view….of My Domain.!.!
I’m have been….”Whiskered”..!
It is important…to enjoy those Cozy Moments.!.
A reminder..that I love you..! And that I care…about your Well-being.!. And also..I would like Seven Dollars..!!
The Secret to Stealth..is to Hide very Well..!
My Very First Gogurt…has me Absolutely Rowdy!!
I’ll admit…I have a Flair for the Dramatic.!
Please Mother…I Require the Meats..!
Choosing a..Literary Experience…can be Quite Arduous..!
I sit..In the Dark….”contemplating”..and enjoying a snooze…
I require little..just Constant Attention…anywhere between 5-5k Smooches a day..and perhaps….a little Sniff of Ham.!.!
A little heart…because I Love You..!
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