The Layman Coder @TheLaymanCoder
👨💻 Java | 13+ yrs in Spring Boot, microservices | 🤖 AI tinker | 🇮🇳 Gurgaon | ♟️ Chess & 🎬 Bollywood fan India Joined November 2022-
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AI for everyone, but the best meetings are still over chai with friends. Offline vibes > digital hype. ☕❤️ #ChaiPeCharcha #KeepItReal #AIforAll
💖Tech can predict heart attacks better than ever, but it can’t replace the simple stuff: walking, laughing, getting enough sleep. Sometimes the best AI is your own common sense. 🛌😂 #WorldHeartDay #TechMeetsHealth
📱Got a smartwatch? Great. Did it remind you that sitting still for 8 hours isn’t cardio? No? Me neither. Tech needs to upgrade from passive data to active nagging. Your heart (and Fitbit) will thank you. 🖥️🆙 #WorldHeartDay #AIforHealth
❤️🔥 Happy World Heart Day! Remember, your heart’s doing the heavy lifting 24/7—unlike your smartwatch, which can barely keep up with your notifications. Maybe AI should start reminding you to actually MOVE. ⌚🚶♂️ #WorldHeartDay #TechForHealth
Meta’s spending $72 billion, OpenAI isn’t profitable, and everyone’s building data centers like it’s Minecraft. If this bubble pops, Silicon Valley might finally have to learn what a balance sheet is. 📊💀 #TechApocalypse #AI #AIBubbleBurst #OpenAI #TechCrash #AIBubble
🧟 Boolean’s an int? Yup. Your trusted true = 1, false = 0. Java’s version of boolean acting like it's got an identity crisis! javaboolean b = true; int i = b ? 1 : 0; #Java #WeirdCode #CodeFacts #DevHumor #ProgrammingLife
🦖 Original Java dream: “Write Once, Run Anywhere.” Reality for devs: “Write Once, Debug Everywhere.” 💻🔥 #CodeHumor #javaMeme #ProgrammingJokes #DevLife @java #java
Gurgaon to Anand Vihar = 3 hrs. That’s the time it takes to fly Delhi → Dubai ✈️ Meanwhile, I just flew over potholes. Govt, do we really need bullet trains before basic public transport? 🤦♂️🚦 #NCRTraffic #TrafficNightmare #SaveOurTime #PublicTransportNow #DelhiTraffic
AI’s shredding dev jobs faster than a Gurugram landlord hiking rent. Say bye-bye to your IT park swagger—now we’re prompt pushers for code-spitting bots. 🔥 #AIOverlords #AIBloodbath #AI #SoftwareEngineering
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