Abby @TheMazeLibrary

Mean evil meatball with eyestalks. Wordsmith weaving chaos into magic, welcoming you with an unsettling smile into the library at the center of the maze. Space Joined January 2023

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Hannah Bashir author of Of Wisdom @Hannah_Authorr

2 days ago

I’m officially a published author! After coming up with the idea fifteen (!) years ago, my Athena origin story is finally out! 🦉🏛️🌿 You can read about Athena, Pallas, and the entire Greek Pantheon today! 🤍 #debutnovel #author

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 days ago

Tired of failing at what others call basics? Honor your goblin ancestry with sabotage—a technique to boost your self-esteem, proven ineffective for generations. You too can be called out on your bullshit and face contempt.

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Cyrus Rite @rpgcyrusrite

2 days ago

They say that talk is cheap -- Can't help but notice that the supply exceeds demand!

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 days ago

I'll die from bad translations. Please help. I'll become American, British, Australian—anything but translated.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 days ago

Lipstick on my teeth? I don't wear lipstick, but thanks for letting me know.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

3 days ago

What if ghosts transcend time, and my deceased self haunts my house and past self in the present?

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Fun. (Free Thinking,s Projects)Science+Theology* @LordofDog

3 days ago

@TheMazeLibrary Blessed be thy cheese that which as you turn the page and a slice falls out and you realize it's cheese. You e observed many things but this is a first. What do you do? Eat it? Put it back in the book? Throw it away? Or write on it I o u and put it on the shelf as a new book?.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

3 days ago

I was losing weight, but then I remembered cheese existed. Blessed be the cheese.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

4 days ago

I want a bowl of rocks. Successful people have bowls of round objects—sometimes hay, but I prefer rocks—to confirm their status. I'm collecting rocks from the driveway now. The rounder, the better.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

4 days ago

I understand that climbing the tree would extend my life by about five minutes, but I don’t want to spend my final moments climbing trees.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

5 days ago

People who don't understand English: How do you manage in a world with poorly translated products? To merchants: Hire a truly bilingual person. To Americans: You have no idea.

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

7 days ago

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

6 days ago

If you can't sort your trash, you don't deserve to live here. I'm building a space catapult to remove litterers and other fools from the library.

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Herdygirl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @kayjay42667866

6 days ago

@Autistic_Lauren 'Talk about things that are upsetting you. Be open with your feelings'. Except no one wants to hear them and think you're mad when you do, and gaslight the f*** out of you afterwards.

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Aspasia Sisna @amara_asha42

6 days ago

@Autistic_Lauren You’re supposed to always cover your observations with silly neurotypical linguistic placating and cajoling language; you can’t just say the direct truth or you’re considered rude.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

a week ago

You can have an opinion about science, but science is not an opinion. Science is facts: new discoveries update the latest analysis. If you're not okay with that, I'm not conversing with you.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

a week ago

Current mood:

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a week ago

Most people don't realize love stories often promote harmful attitudes. Violence and fantasy clearly show we shouldn't do these things. Why would you think harassing someone is okay?