Muffin Man @TheOneMuffinMan
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them. Joined September 2014-
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20 Pics Of People Caught In An Agonizing Moment That Will Make You Feel Slightly Less Numbed For Three Seconds!
[visually impaired Secret Service agent yells into sleeve] Head shot! Sniper at four o'clock!
Note to self: You should have just remebered this, moron.
"A certain degree of discretion might be in order if you understand me." "Got it. Fahrenheit. No? Celcius? Help me out here!"
I can't seem to get the hang of covering my PIN because I get robbed two bucks every time.
No, Internet. Life is a good thing and I don't want to hack it. Let's see some death hacks instead because I don't like the sound of that.
Not at all. Some of my best friends are superfoods.
Defrost means "to voluntarily wait salivating for longer than necessary" in microwave.
You know when you're at the stage when you just stare into the screen and circle the pointer around? You do? Well, that's comforting.
Once a tweet makes you hear the Benny Hill Show theme in your head it keeps happening over and over again.
The best part of sneezing with headphones on is getting to listen to music at a godzillion decibels for a split second.
St Peter is the patron saint of immigration officers.
I suck at flirting. And other eye contact sports such as social interaction.
Is there a green button somewhere?
Is there a way of not losing all respect for people who question why you know who directed the movie they're talking about?
Twitter is the only place where it's OK to act like a rock star. I'm not a rock star btw.
Because it's deep shit like this male lions think up chilling under their favorite acacia.
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