Man Dying From Cancer Spends Last Good Day On Phone With Insurance Company bit.ly/3p3VLXc
@TheOnion @RebeccaSlatkin Onion, you're getting too real on this one.
@TheOnion @yourauntemma What can The Onion say since TFGism that is actually satire? Our lives are both tragedies and parodies. If we are still able to smile, we are fortunate satires of our own egos, working to become our True Selves.
@TheOnion Our automated menu has been altered. So, please use up the last semblance of joy in your soul, because our options have changed.
@TheOnion I'd like to laugh at this. I really would.
@TheOnion "Due to an unexpected high volume of calls, wait times are longer than usual. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line & your ...... ".
@TheOnion Turns out they didn’t pay his bill and they gave him another six months to live