Man Who Has Never Seen Horseshoe Crab Before Understandably Freaking The Fuck Out bit.ly/3qNcYYd
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@TheOnion "400 million year beach native, ogled at by strange, squishy visiting animal"
@TheOnion When I first saw one on the Simpsons episode where Milhouse pets it thinking it's a dog, I genuinely thought it was just a fake animal The Simpsons writers created.
@TheOnion Fun fact, horseshoe crabs are as old as trilobites.
@TheOnion FYI - The Delmarva Peninsula is a major breeding area for these fine fellows.
@TheOnion They also swim 'upside-down', making them look even stranger.