The Pashes @ThePashes
The on-going stream of Ash and Todd's awesome, frustrating, educational and funny relationship. Real quotes from a real couple. We deserve a sitcom. ÜT: 32.9690456,-80.1488691 Joined August 2010-
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(Admiring himself in the mirror wearing only softball pants and hat) T: I am going to softball like this. Lets paint a number on my back.
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T: ya know what I heard today that I want to be my come out song for softball? 2 Unlimited! A: Seriously? Jock Jams?! YOURE OFF MY TEAM.
A: I dont want to go to bed so early. I want to spend time together. T: yeah, thats ok, you're grumpy.
A: Arms Wide Open by Creed was a good song in the day. T: we should have had this conversation before we got married.
T: lets make eggs and toast? A: Whos gonna go get it? (Hinting) T: do we really need bread? A: funny how that works out...
T: should I call my wrestling move, 'The Finger Of God' or the 'Shock Drop'? A: ummm....
A: I have such bad cramps. T: it's probably karma for not giving your husband enough blow jobs.
Learn from us, Keep the romance alive in your marriage.
@AshPash @chriskellum @creape Alright, I remembered.
(A trying out the running tights and shorts look in sports bra) A: does this look ok? T: yeah...are you going to wear a shirt though?
T: I'm awesome. A: Thoughtful. T: Thoughful sounds stupid. I prefer awesome. A: how about JERKFACE!? T: As long as its AWESOME jerkface.
T: NELLY AINT SO TOUGH WITHOUT HIS BANDAID!
T: Mexicans don't know shit about swordfighting!
(Playing a sword game on Wii) T: IM JUST LIKE LUKE FUCKIN SKYWALKER on this BITCH! IM SURGICAL!!!!
A: I have boobies so if you want to check those out before you go to sleep or whatever, that's cool.
(Watching jeopardy) T: That category made my dick hurt.
A: Stella Artois is from Belgium. T: They have good waffles.
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