Pendle Files @ThePendleFiles
Fake news from the coal face of UK hospitality. Parody account Joined January 2023-
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Weather forecaster - Peter Martin makes controversial claim ‘people hate being miserable’ demonstrating how little time he’s spent in a weatherspoons lately
Bierkeller to open in Earlham street in move which will have completely fucked shaftsburys regeneration master plan. Julia Wilkinson said to be ‘thrilled’ by move
BII sack digital intern after website suggested recent fundraising efforts where to help ‘pedoing for pubs’
Industry spokesman and chancer Sacha lorde demands nationwide late night advisor stating: ‘Yeah I know a guy, I’ve just so happened to got a fairly open diary at the moment’
Hospitality begging bowl spokeswoman Kate Nicholas issues 3 point government plea : Give us cash Give us cash Give us cash
Alex Reilly putting his gazillion pounds where his mouth is with his plan to litter the Glastonbury commute with cosy clubs
Restaurant marketing is Said to have ‘come of age’ by industry thought leader james hacon. Bringing to mind the parable… In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king…
Revs trading update: Trains. Shit Xmas. Restructure. Nothing to see. Bye bye share price.
Imbibe invests in ‘little houses group’. The business that specialises in small off the shelf prefab homes for dwarves is said to be ‘over the moon’ about the funds. Chairman Grumpy however, shrugged his shoulders and muttered something about getting back off to work.
Lucky vice claim best Christmas ever. Spokesman says ‘the market for pissed up Karen’s singing cranberry’s classics is as robust as ever, we saw exceptional growth in revolutionary cocktail the Pornstar, which was a pleasant surprise’ #propel #Hospitality
BrewPup plan to open 100 centres of Gammon excellence in India, citing growing gap in market for white middle glass drinkers that will happily pay £11 a pint to sit in an office. #propel #Hospitality #worlddomination
Type 2 Cookie provider floozie cookies claim waistline busting rollout plan to open 180 diabetes centres worldwide by 2027!!!
Government insiders apparently confused ‘We thought we’d killed those customers during covid’
Government insiders apparently confused ‘We thought we’d killed those customers during covid’
Lane 8 announce opening in Krazblakistan citing ‘burgeoning hospitality scene and big guys that love to Chuck balls’
Gourmet steak house eaglesmore pull out of the ‘profane marketing conference’ keen to avoid the difficult questions such as ‘when is a sirloin actually a rump’
So punk that those early adopters at easyJet are selling it #cool #REBEL #revolution
Breaking : industry leading abacus solution zAnal, suffering from temporary technical outage, allegedly caused by a relapse of Millennium bug. All systems expected back online Jan 1st 2000
When you’re in trouble. #chaseisonthecase
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Phil Mellows @philmellows
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Our Yummy Collection @yummypubs
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Luke Tugby @LukeTugby
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KAM Insight @KAMInsight
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Mark Stretton @markstretton
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Paul Charity @PaulCharity1
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Jo Cox-Brown (FIPM) @Jocoxbrown
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Jeremy Scorer @jscorer
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10K Followers 6K Following Keeping pubs thriving at the heart of their communities. Membership organisation and charity supporting licensees. For quals & apprenticeships follow @TheBIIAB
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Carl Weldon @CarlWel
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Tim Foster @YummyTim
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peachtwentytwenty @peach_20_20
472 Followers 429 Following Peach 20/20 is hospitality’s premier network for ambitious board-level executives, founders and entrepreneurs. Leaders Summit - 14 Nov 2023.
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177 Followers 232 Following Pub lover, father and husband! Experienced commercial and pub operator. Owner of two pub restaurant businesses. Views are definitely my own!
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