TheProgram @TheProgram_
If you're getting off track, get on the program. Joined February 2011-
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If you are passed out like a beached whale at 830 pm, at least its 930 ET #getontheprogram
If you take stimulants just to stay awake through #bridesmaids #getontheprogram
If the only other people at the thai restaurant are six asians #getontheprogram
If you just got a free bottle of wine because you're alone at a byob #getontheprogram
If your the mayor of beaumonts #getontheprogram @LizMacmillan @emjohnsn @Bridget_Marie @NicoleCostaldo yfrog.com/klv5tokj
If you graduated a year ago and still act like you are in college #getontheprogram #postgradproblems
If you are getting drunk at mother's day brunch #getontheprogram
If you are checking in on foursquare every 5 minutes to make it seem like you have a life #getontheprogram
If you alone in line at beaumonts at 12am #getontheprogram
@NicoleCostaldo drunk on a WORK NIGHT??!!!!! I don't care if it's cinco de mayo #getontheprogram
If you don't bring a condom to a wedding #getontheprogram
if your so high you just forgot that you smoked... #getontheprogram
if your not having a few bloddy marys to enjoy this beautiful May Day... #getontheprogram #StateBar
@NicoleCostaldo do you like #TheProgram? #TheProgram LOVES YOU!!!!
Welcome to Twitterworld @NicoleCostaldo. Glad you are joining The Program. Tell all your friends! #GetOnTheProgram
if your having Ozzie Osborne sponsor your product on national TV... #getontheprogram
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if you are still wearing you old school retainer at 23 #getontheprogram
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