Real Carl @TheRealRealCarl
Joined September 2011-
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@rjm2k11 I've always found a good pocket knife (ahem) and some maple tree sap does the trick. Best if sap is from Portland.
Bought a new DeWalt table saw today. Works perfectly. Repeat cutomer: Me
@rjm2k11 a little frisbee dirt never hurt a meal
Nothing like the holiday season to remind me all the ways we can waste. #Ahem
@carlaldrich An ice cold shower always reminds me of the days I felt so distant from a world that I was only beginning to experience #ahem
Drowning in brandy at the company christmas party. Rachel from HR is looking *ahem* REAL good right now. #EyebrowRaise
Just finished hand carving my Christmas tree out of one solid piece of oak. #ahem It would bring a tear to my eye, if i could cry.
Caught and killed my own turkey his year....just using my chest hair and a paperclip #ahem
After packing my luggage for a 10 day trip, it had nothing in it. I had everything I needed. #ahem
Built my own leather shoes that I debuted for the marathon. Helped cut my personal best by ahem 20 minutes
@carlaldrich have to (ehhemm) disagree with you there, the new gmail interface exceeds expectations. Just Read an intriguing article in..
Good thing I waterproofed my rain boots. Ol' Carl senses a storm coming. #NeverCaughtOffGuard
@carlaldrich I remember the first time I thought a grammatical mistake would take away from a statement's value
Nothing more attractive then a girl with a table saw
finally, a song as real as me. youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDc…
@toomanyronis why are you always looking for twitter fights? Do you have a complex?
I like to sip my coffee when it's real hot and scolding. When the coffee burns my tongue, it lets me know I am just a mortal man.
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