Turkish @TheRealTurkish

A proper cockney cunt! if you're offended by strong language..... then fuck off you muggy cunt and go watch carebears! south Joined March 2012

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

I love the boozer just as much as the next geezer, but I don’t think it’s worth getting frostbite for. Wise up you silly mugs

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Are people still using the word “journey” when they talk about their lives? Or have we all grown up and realised you sound like a wannabe something you’re not cunt? Just asking for a wannabe cunt, and millions of other fucking melts

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 You aren’t well! Lockdown isn’t doing good things for you Loz. You need to get out. And fast!!

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6 years ago

@LadyD_84 I like a challenge though sweet. Still 100% would, there’s not a filter that would make me not!

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 That dog is so sad! Are you feeding the poor fucker? Do I need to phone the RSPCA or something?

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Englishviking #CuntAttire

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@LadyD_84 This was one of my more difficult wanks. But I still succeeded

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 If the 4 walls contain your moody looking, wants to kill us all, looking dog, then I might have to opt for a really painful corona death

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

Gone full out this year. Donning my best saville costume for those little wankers wanting sweets. Even got medals to hand out that say “you’re a cunt” written on them

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

R.I.P boozers. Gone but definitely never forgotten!

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

“I’ve heard”... It’s not the same getting a blowie off a hooker now, what with the mask on and everything

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 I think it was a thing before the corona cunt came around and turned every silly fuck into a fairy

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

Is CoronaVirus still real? Or is it still a hoax? Just so I know what’s going on in the world, as let’s be honest... If it’s not in Twitter, then it’s not real

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@LadyD_84 😳

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 The pub has giving me the raging Loz

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 I’m not a fucking homeless Loz! Although, is actually a better deal than sitting at a fucking table in a local boozer! People who sit in pubs, are just cunts

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@LadyD_84 You say the date Kate?! I’m there

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

@Lozzabell70 Wish those cunty pigeons had ate those breadcrumbs now Loz. Shithole

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

Carly the cute barmaid treating me like I’m some kind of dog with rabies. Masked up and prodding me with a stick from a mile away. Slow down love, 5 months ago it was any excuse to get within a fag papers distance away from my dick and boat. #CoronaBoozer

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Turkish @TheRealTurkish

6 years ago

The most tragic death of this corona cunt, has been the boozers. Fuck me, your local boozer has turned into some kind of “do and don’t” swampy restaurant