Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

Joined March 2009

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

3 years ago

I mean Tony Romo may have just been as publicly horny as you’re allowed to be on national TV about Dolly Parton

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Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

4 years ago

If you think Cheese Trio Goldfish are better than the original ones…you’re definitely a communist

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

4 years ago

Man Frodo is such a loser

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Kayce Smith @KayceSmith

4 years ago

- Allegedly deflate footballs: 4 games - Gamble $1500 on games you aren't playing in: entire season - KO your wife in an elevator: 2 games - Get accused by THIRTY different women of sexual assault: 6 games NFL suspensions are a fucking joke.

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

I would really love to not need to watch hockey on Saturday. Let’s close it out tonight #LeafsForever

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

How did Evan Neal drop to 7? #NFLDraft

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

I mean 50 goals in 50 games is unbelievable

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

How long do I need to wait for football?

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

I mean, there are few things I enjoy more in life than watching the Dallas cowboys lose in heart breaking fashion every year. But holy, what a dumpster fire from both teams coaching in the last 3 minutes of that game

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

Cowardly punt, cowardly timeout.

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

What a cowardly punt by the 49ers

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

I am upset.

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

I am stressed. Why do I feel like this is the year the refs don’t call a pass interference on SF to screw the Rams and it still negatively impacts the Saints?

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

I swear to god Kyler Murray is a madden cheat code

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

@andrewcalpito It can be both

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Daniel Samyn @TheSamyn

5 years ago

This whole tree/pet pic thing is our generations “don’t forget at midnight the rules change…repost this to prevent facebook stealing your data…I do not give permission…”