Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

Generally happy, hopelessly hopeless, ridicuously self-centered, perfect candidate for Twitter! Salt Lake City Joined July 2009

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

2 years ago

6yo: when is the next moonar eclipse?

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Heather ™ @thephattycat3

2 years ago

@Olympus_High why is my child’s school on lockdown and why were we not notified?

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

2 years ago

Things I can't correct # 976: 6yo: I can't take off my shoes. The Bellcrow is stuck

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

2 years ago

5yo: 🎶🎶 Somebody once told me the world is gummaroni, I ate the shops including the shed. 🎶🎶 @smashmouth

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

2 years ago

5yo: I think the wishing star is just God glowing up, cause he can do anything!

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

2 years ago

Me: How was the pool? 5yo: It was really fun! Do you know what the pool was called? It has a dolphin pictures at the entry and the outry.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

2 years ago

5yo playing restaurant in the bathtub: Said in a matter of way: "We have ice cream for grown ups, diet coke, and we also sell pictured of naked ladies." Me:*blinkblink* "excuse me!?!?!?" 5yo: "yeah, like that picture of the naked lady above the toilet..." Me: "oh right. That"

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

5 yo: Where do babies come from? Are they really souls in the sky that come down as babies? I think it's Groot. Like the Groot with the minions. Me: you mean Gru? 5yo: yeah, that's what I mean. That's because Gru turn them into babies with his shrink ray.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

5 yo: My villain name is.. Super....Evil...n...ness. Superevilness.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

Definitions by a 5 yo: Enerstream. The act of poo-poo moving by energy.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

5 yo: Mom, are you making fuckitas for dinner tonight?

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

He likes blueberries

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

5 yo: Mommy do you know where spit comes from? Me: Where? 5 yo: Your brain. It's just slime from your brain.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

"Mommy, I know what an asteroid is! It's a rock that falls from the moon, catches on fire and fall down on earth"

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

If you get put in a bag with no air, you'll have a "pan attack" -5yo

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

My son stacking candy. This the a "floorth level" See? 1st level; 2nd level; 3rd level; floorth level.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

4yo: Mom! On my new Kirby game...on the *loading scream*, there are chili's!

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

My son's rap name is: D-cookedPopcorn I approve.

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

Things my kid says I can't correct #591 "Mom? Mom!!? MOM!?!?! Can I ride the CarrotShell at the zoo? I'm gonna sit on the Cheetah."

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Michelle Forsey @TheShellfishy

3 years ago

My kid just told me he has to catch "Sixral" fish on his video game. I asked for clarification. Several=7 Sixral=6 why does that makes. So. Much. Sense.