The UnReal Times @TheUnRealTimes
India's favourite satire handle. Not to be confused with real news. Authors of bestsellers 'Unreal Elections' & 'Unreal Aliens'. theunrealtimes.com India Joined May 2011-
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Seems like he got dumber as he aged
Seems like he got dumber as he aged
We too have ground reports for the first two phases based on which we have the most realistic seat projections for INDI alliance and NDA. We will share it the moment we google the syntax of randomise function on excel
Modi is batting like Rinku Singh in the slog overs
Modi is batting like Rinku Singh in the slog overs
If Mani Shankar Aiyar also speaks up, Modi will feel like Rakhee in Karan Arjun. “Mere Karan Arjun aa gaye!”
Haha! Good one! 😂
Wouldn’t mind if inheritance tax is brought in for politicians
*Congress manifesto gets traction, becomes dominant talking point in media, BJP rallies etc* Sam Pitroda:
Sam Pitroda making sure that what would be a 200-210 score in 20 overs is stretched to 240-250
Sam Pitroda is a gift that keeps on giving to the BJP
Mani Shankar Aiyar, sitting in the dugout with pads on and watching Sam Pitroda bat, can’t wait to get in on the action
The Economist’s 5 stages of grief. Prologue:
After all the leaders have left the party, it seems only the analysts are left
After all the leaders have left the party, it seems only the analysts are left
Oh boy. Some place is going to be a nuclear wasteland in the near future #Moscow
Hard to see what’s wrong with this. Our health is indeed our business. Can’t eat and drink whatever we want and then expect docs to fix it. Always appreciated Liverdoc’s efforts to get people to quit alcohol. One would think he would appreciate this instead of taking sly potshots
Hard to see what’s wrong with this. Our health is indeed our business. Can’t eat and drink whatever we want and then expect docs to fix it. Always appreciated Liverdoc’s efforts to get people to quit alcohol. One would think he would appreciate this instead of taking sly potshots
Spot on sir. You should take Rahul Gandhi to task for launching this WMD in your next prime time show
Spot on sir. You should take Rahul Gandhi to task for launching this WMD in your next prime time show
Once a few of us got together, got drunk and watched a bunch of Rahul Gandhi videos. Best evening ever.
Once a few of us got together, got drunk and watched a bunch of Rahul Gandhi videos. Best evening ever.
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Post-'14 URT digging itself out of the grave once in a while to poke fun at the Opposition before crawling in again.
Rahul Gandhi was planted in Congress long ago by the RSS like Matt Damon was planted in the FBI by Jack Nicholson in The Departed
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#BREAKING : Pashtun fighters attacked an under construction military post in Wana, Lower Waziristan of Pakistan occupied Khyber Pakhtunava. At least 7 casualties among occupational forces.
@TheUnRealTimes That was a masterpiece! I have it on my Kindle!!!
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Epic knock by Virat Kohli vs Pakistan in 2022 WC
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