Joe @TheWarpedJoe

Founded 6 Companies▐ VC funding on 3▐ Resolution Engineer/Problem Solving @ Fortune 500's▐ Foundation Director▐ Cr3wcial Labs▐ Girl Dad to @btrixdgc▐ Los Angeles Joined June 2021

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Nova (Leo) @prollynuthin

5 days ago

I've made a workflow diagram to help you make smart web3 investments 👇 You're welcome

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

2 weeks ago

I forgot about writing tweets this week

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Nas has been awake 196k hours straight Like J Cole he’s so distraught over his own diss track “Ether” he’s been sitting in his house watching Belly over and over unable to sleep Eminem meanwhile sleeps 15 hours a day to maintain health, the better the diss the better he sleeps

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

2 weeks ago

The Diss Apology tracks don’t hit as hard “You claim to be a playa but I fvcked your wife.” - 2Pac ‘96 Now “I apologize she’s a lovely woman.” - Modern Goofy Rapper

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

2 weeks ago

I was away today while you guys discovered sex Proud of you all for getting there in the end Still think we are all better off if the Axe Body Spray Crew keeps fvckin themselves though GFY

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

Like @SappySealsNFT did w/ Meme Machine and @pudgypenguins did with GIFS DeGods/y00ts should have created a platform to fake crypto gains with featuring easy plugin editing tools and up-to-date token IDs Free for holders, fee-based for larps It'd mint in this cycle

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

Spaces most populated by voices assuredly delivering expert advice on executing in business, are usually happening midday with a bunch of jobless MFers talking for hours There is something there to learn, but it isn't the expertise you think it is

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

If you were shopping for jeans, you wouldn't go to the Garment District and buy a bolt of taffeta NFTs were created to be sold quickly into Fomo, they are the Slim Jim/Candy Bar/National Enquirer at the checkout for the last cycle of Crypto The reason to buy was adjusted to the…

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

They’ll always be able to say, Zero offsides

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

So close…

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

There’s video evidence emerging today on the powerful narcotic that is Axe Body Spray If you are exposed to it or to a male influencer addicted to it you will rapidly find the following symptoms Mid Unwashed Jeans Mid See-More Beards Mid Bad Tattoos Mid Virgin Mid Over…

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

This subject IS the warning The embarrassing part would be admitting to getting drained trying to hang out with Unstoppable

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

If you've ever taken a Stage to incorrectly state Solana is where modern banking will go to build all its tools, you should stop taking stages and shove your head up your ass with you dumb fvckin opinions no one wants to fvckin here

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

Virgins watching porn, shouldn't describe what sex is like MFers here listening to podcasts and Spaces thinking they know what building is like GFY

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

My theory on the way English ppl visibly age rapidly heavily assumes the effects alcohol, heavy potato starch diets, shit veggie access, tea as a primary hydrator, and really cold weather has on the body Often it's comparing me, to ppl I know there, or celebrities there w/ ours…

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

The hashtag for Arsenal Luton game looks like it says Arse Slut I can't unsee it now #ARSLUT

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

The wife started a movie Stood up and left the room Its been over an hour, she has not returned and I am not paying attention The kids left too Why the fvck am I still sitting here w/ this on...

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

Amoxicillin Suspension aka Pink Syrup, never got the HipHop support of Purple Drank aka Sizzurp aka Lean aka Promethazine & Codeine, and we are all worse for it Big miss there

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

This took a tremendous amount of work (4 minutes) I had to make sure I could cover the entire process of self-discovery I asked you to participate and you 🖕 me off This is on you as much as me Plus they only visit to see the grandkids

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Joe @TheWarpedJoe

3 weeks ago

The shop link for my health tracker is launching soon This is the latest evolution in GFY You buy the tracker and wear it You diddle yourself (GFingY) The more you diddle the more $FAP you earn $FAP is the jackoff reward token The more fapping the more $FAP You pool all…