The_Management @The_Management
Just another normal, boring day at the most important office in the galaxy. That's classified Joined November 2008-
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People saying Darth Vader is dead inside: that is COMPLETELY untrue. He is AT LEAST 18.6% biological underneath the armour.
We kid lots about Ewoks but seriously, they're great for throwing down cliffs to see who can get theirs to go furthest. #EwokAndRoll
Having @DSMaintanence play the song "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys. On Repeat. ALL DAY. You're welcome #GiddyUp #OomPoppa #OomPoppa #MowMow
I know how to treatise a lady. Scholars?
Attn staff: ***Yes. It is Monday. AGAIN. Consider yourself ordered to suck it up princess, and get back to work!*** As you were.
Attn @DSMaintanence: It's been 24 hours since the tractor beam's been down. We NEED that tractor beam! For the THING. YOU know. The THING.
Had a weekend seminar with @The_Management and the consensus is that you shall all rue the day. We don't know what day. Updates to follow.
THAT WASN'T ME, DAMN IT!!! @ChrisLangtiw Note to guy in suit in @DonnasCafe: Your cologne is thick enough to choke a horse. Less is more.
RT @DeathStarPR ALL STAFF: smoking on the Death Star is prohibited. Killing employees is a privilege reserved exclusively for Upper Mgmt
Wonder if I can have @BobaTheFett eviscerate the man who invented board meetings... And can't we just call it what it is? #BOREDmeetings!
New Service! External Business Training: We teach you nothing but obvious rhetoric, feed you cheap baked goods and charge a fortune! GENIUS!
In space, nobody thanks God it's Friday. GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Wednesday, sorry to have to tell you, but we're moving in a different direction, reorg-ing staff and, well, you're fired. Get the hell out.
:( @EmperorSidious There's a draft in my throne room. Somebody keeps turning off the h-- Oh. Very funny @The_Management. No raise this month
Word on the Holonet says the Chiss plan to sue James Cameron for Avatar. They shall have full access to my legal team. It's better than UFC!
Just what the hell is a "time lord" anyway? Honestly. Can we live in the REAL world for a while? And get me a S'more from the replicator!
*You are my sunshine...my only sunshine...you make me happy...when skies are gray...* #musicstuckinmyhead
Have a sense of humor. Without a sense of humor, a relationship lasts about as long David Duke at a Black Panther meeting.
Umm...@BobatheFett, I'm going to need to you to talk to accounting for me on Monday. They won't approve massage charges on my expense report
Oh @GreyAle, you know how it is. You blow up ONE PLANET and there's no end to the paperwork.Which redhead? I'm partial to them, you know. ;)
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