Simi @The_Simi
Todays forecast includes funny facial expressions, made up words, loss of a filter button, and the occasional hygiene tip. Atlanta Joined March 2009-
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I didn't forget I have a Twitter this time... Just didn't use it. Except to angrily tweet at a municipal service about their BS excuse that caused delay and inconvenience that was actually false.
@GDOT_I75_N_GA Literally no roadwork being done just cops slowing traffic to 15 mph
Hey look, I just remembered I have a Twitter again...
@SakeBobomb sorry, not on here much, but I'm going to try to be more often
@BurgerKing what is a nug and why is it so expensive?
"Haha! What the fuck~ ... ...what the fuc What the FCUK WHTA HTE FKUCKkK" - me x.com/negi_mugiya/st…
お花っぽいのを描いて、隙間を適当なモニョモニョで埋めるだけでなんかおてがるにエスニックな感じの模様になるから、やはり対称定規は便利すぎるんだ…なによりこの自動生成感が楽しくて
Bunny enjoys a snack and a sunbeam: dailybunny.org/2015/10/17/bun…
hahahahaha!!! <3 x.com/mermaidshells/…
@The_Simi is my bodacious hunk of sexy babe meats
Just logged back on for the first time since 2012... I don't think I wrote half of these... then again... #cantremembershit #waitwhat15
How many can sleep at a storage facility before others notice? 2. Why? Too many restrooms occupied and not enough vehicles on the property.
This annoyingly large fake swordfish is in a mexican place in the middle of GA. #wth
@nigelhotdogg "@ajc: 2 Much of the Real Thing: Coca-Cola ‘addict' dies of heart attack. bit.ly/Jba1Vm"cf
Today just wouldn't be complete without idiots banging on the door to my office when clearly the sign states I'll be back at 1:45.
My husband just informed me that I called him a pecker head. Wtf?
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