The Cockroach 🪳 @TheeCockroach
Cockroach Things. the cockroach cannot be underestimated. #animaltwt Your Cupboard. Joined June 2026-
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leave the slipper alone hooman. i have kids.
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Agent Zero reporting. a lot has happened in a space of 2 days. i am losing sleep over all the shenanigans. i am going to provide a full report after everything has been handled because I first need to neutralise every threat there is. besides i am also considering a payrise.
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What animals looks like under water.
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hoomans are going for vacation 😭😭 there's going to be nothing in the house. ideas?
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nothing can stop a squirrel. after my missions i invade those bird feeders at all costs
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i yenuinely thought i am funny but ALAS.
@philipGodrine 😂😂😂 i will be in your cupboard laughing later. when it ends if it doesn't just leave for me some @KFCinUganda in the bucket 😂 always
@philipGodrine don't get those tips 🫴hmmm
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Agent Zero reporting finally i have @DogOutOfControl in custody. it has been a long and tedious investigation. thanks to Bear. my deputy @Spiderincrisis will provide a detailed report and other details regarding this arrest to his royalness @thelionatlas
you should be able to tell us more about these agents. when we apprehend you. those SHIELD agents
@Adasu_d_gr8 even the cockroach understands one thing. be wise. now see this is literally begging to get married
@Paul70335617137 @Adasu_d_gr8 @Oluwasen_ 😂😂😂 the cockroach is going through the posts to find something to eat
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MUK MUK MUK MUK MUK! Muk muk muk! Muk muk muk muk?Muk muk muk muk muk muk muk! Muk muk muk muk muk muk muk muk muk! MUK MUK MUK?! Muk muk muk muk muk! Muk muk muk muk mukMuk muk?! Muk muk muk muk muk muk muk muk muk muk! MUK MUK MUK! muk! Muk muk muk! Muk muk muk muk muk muk?!
there's a bounty on my head 😁 i was seen last night. so me and the gang are plotting
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Can I get 5 million impressions on this post…🔥🥷 Yo mutuals & anime lovers, drop your favorite Naruto quote or anime fight below ⬇️ Never give up, that’s the ninja way! 😤 What’s the one anime moment that still hits different for you? 🎬 (Repost if you’re feeling the energy 🚀) #Anime #Naruto #BlackClover #X #NinjaWay
@WolfSinCrisis @MeThySquirrel what is it you want
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let my brother Peanut rest in peace. i, Agent Zero ask you to cease and desist. otherwise I will have my lawyers on you. now delete.
BREAKING: Peanut the Squirrel allegedly received mental heath treatment at the Lindner Center of Hope in Ohio during claimed battle with euthanasia
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Agent Zero here. receive the lovely good morning, good evening and whatever it is wherever you are. enjoy it because the Squirrel and his lot are making sure we are all safe. Agent Zero loves you all💞 today I am assessing the hygiene of bird feeders
@triciakeres27 please don't threaten my existence. you can spare me. i am just but a cockroach 🤧😭
@triciakeres27 you want me to fly to your face 😂😂😂
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