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Which of you would not leave the 99 tabs to go find the 1 tab which is playing sound. And having found the one, he returns to his friends & says, rejoice with me, for I have found the one which was playing an Ad & have closed it.
Which of you would not leave the 99 tabs to go find the 1 tab which is playing sound. And having found the one, he returns to his friends & says, rejoice with me, for I have found the one which was playing an Ad & have closed it.
We've all been there. #HELLDIVERS2
Not many people know this, but when flames are shooting out of both the top of the turret and out the gun tube, a tank crew is having what is doctrinally called a Really Bad Time
Not many people know this, but when flames are shooting out of both the top of the turret and out the gun tube, a tank crew is having what is doctrinally called a Really Bad Time
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
Good morning. Today's an important anniversary, so instead of the normal safety brief, I thought you might enjoy a short thread on one of the most pivotal events in US history: The Shot Heard Around the World aka the opening of the Battles of Lexington and Concord
I don't want anyone to misunderstand me, this isn't some bland "shut up and play football" critique Aaron Rodgers shouldn't be ignored because he's an athelete Aaron Rodgers should be ignored because he's a fucking idiot
How students at the University of Paris in the 1200s saw people around them. This looks like a shitpost but it is based on an real document: sourcebooks.web.fordham.edu/source/vitry1.…
I stan exactly two lawyers: my lawyer, the beloved inimitable Moira Meltzer-Cohen, and Mark Bankston, who practices law in much the same way a Kataphract practices horse riding.
I stan exactly two lawyers: my lawyer, the beloved inimitable Moira Meltzer-Cohen, and Mark Bankston, who practices law in much the same way a Kataphract practices horse riding.
my opps can’t even begin to fathom the shit i’m on
I agree that Rand Paul's neighbor should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
I agree that Rand Paul's neighbor should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Christ showing the eschaton to St. John in his jail cell
brennan is the strongest man alive bc if i agreed to be on set a hour before shooting, THEN find out that there was a bingo sheet about me, where the person who made it only had that SAME HOUR to make it, AND THEN THEY WON?? i wouldve turned to arson
What a sight to see fellow Helldivers, Two giant big.... 🧩 MysteriousRyan
AFAB: Assigned female at birth AMAB: Assigned male at birth ACAB: All cops are bastards AHAB: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
The 1st Minnesota suffered an 82% casualty rate at Gettysburg in FIVE MINUTES capturing that flag, the highest of any single regiment in the entire war, while saving the entire Union line, and quite possibly the Union itself, and that is not hyperbole. That is still the highest…
The 1st Minnesota suffered an 82% casualty rate at Gettysburg in FIVE MINUTES capturing that flag, the highest of any single regiment in the entire war, while saving the entire Union line, and quite possibly the Union itself, and that is not hyperbole. That is still the highest…
Accidentally filling my CPAP with this instead of distilled water and turning into a Guild navigator
Accidentally filling my CPAP with this instead of distilled water and turning into a Guild navigator
Hey, shitforbrains, took me about a minute and a half to find the original of this photo. Here it is. Take your version, fold it till it's all corners, and ram it up your ass.
Hey, shitforbrains, took me about a minute and a half to find the original of this photo. Here it is. Take your version, fold it till it's all corners, and ram it up your ass. https://t.co/GXkB1S4pBa
People often forget but this is what Jesus was doing on Holy Saturday
Employer: we're having a meeting about the IRA plan. My cool coworker and me sitting quietly in the back, having completely misunderstood what they meant:
brennan lee mulligan i owe u an apology i wasnt rlly familiar with ur game
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Ukrainian Javelin vs. russian tank 📹: 53rd Mechanized Brigade
brennan is the strongest man alive bc if i agreed to be on set a hour before shooting, THEN find out that there was a bingo sheet about me, where the person who made it only had that SAME HOUR to make it, AND THEN THEY WON?? i wouldve turned to arson
Baseball is a bad sport actually, I've never been a fan First pitch is 7:10 tomorrow
Counterpoint:
The obsession americans have with Ireland is very stupid.
@Dead_Sexy_Rebel @25thID @RepDonBacon @RepAdamSmith I’ll see if they offer courses in how to shut the fuck up so I can get you registered
Emmanuel Macron is just kicking ass tonight. Some of his words for the French TV: "If Ukraine falls, our security will be at risk. If Russia continues to escalate, if the situation worsens, we must be ready, and we will be ready. To be prepared, we will make the necessary…
Lmaoooooooooo
Where is that General Tso tweet I laugh at every year? Lmao
@sadtheropod speaking in le epic troll voice during a war like windtalkers
Huh. 41°F and sun is bearable for my chilled Buffalo soul
For anyone still on this site—got a call from the surgeon, they got all the cancer! I am officially cancer-free!
🫡 It's been an honor and a pleasure to serve, record, laugh, cry, and experience with this community, this show, and the people who create it. Thank you all for eight astounding years. #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Who would win the youths and convince them to read the bible? a middled age devout pastor with questionable views or some gay asian artist who draws jesus
Starting to see a pattern here
I have a violent urge to replay the entire Mass Effect trilogy again. No other franchise has me in a headlock like this. ❤️❤️
Who would you rather have as your QB for the next 10 years? 🤔 ❤️ for Josh Allen 🔁 for Jalen Hurts
Respectfully I would climb her Himalayas
Miss Nepal Miss Universe 2023 #MissNepal #MissUniverse2023
Super excited for a bunch of laser eyes statue weirdos to wake up and realize they’ve reinvented Anglicanism but worse
Bad news, I spent today running and running and didn't eat until like 11pm. Good news, I'm FUCKING AWESOME!!!
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