Theodore Watts @TheoderWatts
just a small town man living in a small town man gunsandsand.com Beverly Hills, CA Joined August 2019-
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There should be a number between four and flive(number between 4 and 5)…
My wife shaved my balls in my sleep and i can’t stop slipping everywhere
Now that the news has died down, i will confirm. I destroyed the Titan Submarine. Those commies finally found me at the depths using the titanic as my HQ. I couldnt have witnesses to my atrocities down there.
If i put butter on a poptart, would you take a bite?
Hey cuckers, lifes been good to me in uzbek, sorry, you gotta live here to know the lingo. Anyways, the locals love me, i brought my knowledge of landmine making to them and im now finished aiding their military in the terror on Earth 2, (i made portal). Anyways Happy Monday!!!!!
I decked some dude’s son with a coffee maker(still in the box) after i started a brawl in an Australian K-Mart. He followed me back to my safe undisclosed location and firebombed it. I would call the police if i wasnt already on the run. Next stop: Uzbekistan
Yea i have dementia. Ill be damned if dementia has me
Concluding my withdrawal from the “elite” will put me as a target. So I’ve been off the grid until recently now that im in a safe undisclosed location
Its been a long while. Ive been reflecting upon myself. I am withdrawing from the elite and im going freemason on you fuckers
My granddaughter told me her husband’s name was john for 13 years. Turns out she was too embarrassed to tell me his name is Bruce. I get it
This is your reminder to push your belly button back in
My foreskin was mutilated and ripped off by a 62 year old man in a mask. I was a newborn, all bloody and naked. Getting my shit yanked off for being born
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