Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

Writer, sceptic, satirist and freelance iconoclast. Will write for money. muckrack.com/tim-cooper-5 Hackney, London Joined August 2010

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

7 months ago

"It's simple, it's eloquent" says an Apprentice contestant, describing an Easter egg. Just leaving that there. #TheApprentice

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

10 months ago

One of you is leaving the competition... #GreggWallace #MasterChef

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

11 months ago

#BOUARS Who made that red card decision? Howard Webb clearly talking to VAR before the review. Is that legal?

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

12 months ago

"What do you think they were talking about on the touchline Lee?" "No idea." Lee Dixons's transformation into late-period Lawrenson is now complete. #ITVFootball #FINENG #NationsLeague

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

12 months ago

Resilience my Arse(nal)

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

12 months ago

Francis Ford Coppola, now 85, spent 40 years on his muddled and misguided passion project. Watching it seems almost as long. My review @louderthanwar louderthanwar.com/megalopolis-20…

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

It's bad enough when Gregg calls a rösti a "roshti" on #CelebrityMasterChef but the bald make-up guy with the comedy moustache has inexplicably gone for "Rushdie." If only he'd served it with salmon.

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Dublin's finest export since Guinness evolve farther from their post-punk roots with an exploration of human connection in our dark and divisive times. Review of the fourth #FontainesDC album @louderthanwar @johnrobb louderthanwar.com/fontaines-dc-r…

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#englandvserbia Has Harry Kane touched the ball yet?

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#ENGICE If only England had a Maddison or a Grealish they could call on to open up their opponents, eh

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

Family Band might sound like a folk group singing around a forest campfire but New Zealand's noise trio make enough of a full metal racket to make your ears bleed. Review @louderthanwar here: louderthanwar.com/family-band-th…

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

Discover @slatecaban and be first to hear "The Welsh Fontaines DC" say #louderthanwar. Review of Slate's debut EP Deathless here: louderthanwar.com/meet-your-new-…

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 10. My Little Red Book - Love Love's eponymous debut must have been a real head turner (ear-turner?) way back in 1966. And unfairly overlooked in comparison to Da Capo and Forever Changes.

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 9. I Will Follow - U2 The guitar, the chimes, the drums... THE DRUMS... the epic build-up of the first track on Boy literally and metaphorically foretells the meteoric ascent of U2's subsequent career.

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 8. (I'm) Stranded - The Saints The perfect punk single kicked off a perfect punk album from Australia in February '77 - before any UK bands had put out an album.

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 7. Holidays In The Sun - Sex Pistols Lesson 1 in the Class of '77. The clang of Steve's guitar. The sound of jackboots. Paul's machine-gun tattoo... Perfect.

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 6. Blitzkrieg Bop - Ramones The visceral thrill of dropping the needle on the Ramones debut and hearing those buzzsaw guitars at what seemed like twice the volume of every other record you'd ever heard. And seeing them weeks later at the Roundhouse!

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 5. Neat Neat Neat - The Damned What an intro! First the bassline... then the explosion of guitars is like a jolt from defibrillator. Perfectly matched to the action in this scene from Baby Driver. youtu.be/OSfPnwl5YFw?si…

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 4. X Offender - Blondie Sexy, sensual, salacious and a little bit kinky, Debbie Harry laid her heart on the line in our unforgettable introduction to Blondie in 1976.

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Tim Cooper @TimCooperES

a year ago

#Top10AlbumOneTrackOne 3. Sunday Morning - The Velvet Underground A gently soothing (and unrepresentative) introduction into arguably the best and most influential album of all time. For years I thought Nico sang it but it's Lou.