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Just a random guy in Texas Joined January 2021-
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You heard it here, folks. Rudy's looking for some good D
You heard it here, folks. Rudy's looking for some good D
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Why is Twitter putting this pedo in my feed?
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Meanwhile completely radio silence on this 👇

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