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TELLER: Oh come on. Of course I can say ‹shit›. I can say ‹shit›, right? SOBRERO: It'd… probably be better if you didn't.
TELLER: All right, uno down! Once again: Much obliged, gentlemen, couldn't have done it without you. RADIO BOB: Hey, no problem, boss. MIDLAND: Just… glad to help. TELLER: Oh, come on, Midland. That was awesome. Lighten up and give me a high-five.
TELLER: The car bomb is the little black dress of the explosives' world. Simple, classic, always in fashion.
RADIO BOB: So is the part about the Radio Bob Special! That's off the record too. SOBRERO: Sure…? RADIO BOB: I'm seeing if I can get that patented, I do not need the recipe going public. SOBRERO: Perish the thought.
MIDLAND: Ah, ‹fuck›. TELLER: Language. MIDLAND: Oh woe.
TELLER: That's Mark Midland. He works with me. He's talented, but he's young and immature and still freaks out which is… kinda cute. I like him a lot.
MIDLAND: Sir… nobody appreciates the… panache with which you carry out our… insanely dangerous job more than me, but… could we just take the merriment down a little bit? TELLER: What are you so worried about? MIDLAND: Well, it’s… it's just… nevermind.
MIDLAND: ⟨SIGHS⟩ Hey boss? Uhm, not to question the wisdom of your directives or anything but… well, why aren't we just blowing up this cab? TELLER: Well… it's a nice cab.
RADIO BOB: - how could anyone actually hate Christmas? MIDLAND: No that is not what - holy mother of God, Bob, what is that? RADIO BOB: The Radio Bob Special, of course.
TELLER: The point is: We're gonna have ourselves a great night.
TELLER: See, I want you to be making that up, but you said all of that really quickly… RADIO BOB: I am one hundred percent serious. MIDLAND: You really drink all of that? RADIO BOB: Twice a day, baby. MIDLAND: And yet he lives…
MIDLAND: Don't listen to them. These guys are just messing with you, okay? I'm not a head case. TELLER: Ehh, you're not broken in yet.
RADIO BOB: - how could anyone actually hate Christmas? MIDLAND: No that is not what - holy mother of God, Bob, what is that? RADIO BOB: The Radio Bob Special, of course.
TELLER: Oh come on. Of course I can say ‹shit›. I can say ‹shit›, right? SOBRERO: It'd… probably be better if you didn't.
RADIO BOB: So patient zero got a little Peter Purvis and decided to ring up a Pamplona. TELLER: And did the John Hops get vis conf on the Ave Maria? RADIO BOB: Oh, you better Adam and Eve it. TELLER & MIDLAND: Great…
TELLER: All right, kids: Bomb disarmament 101. Number one misconception about bombs: They're a bunch of mostly safe things that explode if one specific thing happens. WRONG.
TELLER: Doctor Midland! Thank God, you're here. I need you to get me ten CC's of adrenaline, stat! MIDLAND: How about ten CC's of »Let's just do our job properly?« TELLER: Dammit man, there's no time! I'm going in.
TELLER: Sorry, sorry. We can get a little carried away with the, uh, harmless banter, made all in good fun. SOBRERO: Oh, I got that. MIDLAND: Yeah uh, that part… was off the record. SOBRERO: Sure.
RADIO BOB: So is the part about the Radio Bob Special! That's off the record too. SOBRERO: Sure…? RADIO BOB: I'm seeing if I can get that patented, I do not need the recipe going public. SOBRERO: Perish the thought.
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