Introverting Turtle @Timid_Turtle
Your everyday neighborhood anti-social turtle Joined January 2013-
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God bless you to anyone who sneezed while reading this tweet.
Why does the zoo have my family?
Knock knock. "Not now, Bill." But it's a funny joke! "Ugh, who's there." *Bill vomits everywhere.* Sorry I get stage fright.
@Fred_Delicious will you be my turtle friend?
Ryan Reynolds fact of the day: Mr. Reynolds likes the black scented markers the best.
Ryan Reynolds eats a bagel. He gets to the center and bites down hard and crushes his teeth together. "Who ate my bagel center?" He screams.
That was my work out for the year. Who wants to get drunk.
@Soengbird @Bau5level will you be my frend too
@Mudkap that's some voodoo shizz.
I'm just your friendly neighborhood shy turtle.
@Soengbird @Bau5level thanx plz
*eats a carrot.* This is a really gross carrot tbh. *eats another.*
FRED DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?? "2:15" AWESOME THANKS FRED. *fred cartwheels away.*
@Bau5level I'm a turtle. Be my turtle friend.
Ryan Reynolds falls down a flight of never ending stairs. He gets bored and starts reading a book on the way down.
Ryan Reynolds watching x men origins. He sees Wade Wilson on the screen and drops his pizza when he realizes it's him.
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