Hakuna Matata @Timon_inPumba
Alt Ego of a Professor. हंगामा खड़ा करना मेरा मकसद नहीं, मेरा लक्ष्य है कि भसड़ मचनी चाहिए। (नीच अंतरात्मा को संतोष मिलता है ) (RT's ≠ Endorsement.) Joined February 2022-
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Hakuna Matata retweeted
Kal kanya poojan me as a Bandar invitation aaya hai . 😤💪🏻
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Hakuna Matata retweeted
@Timon_inPumba 3-4 साल पहले की बात है,गुजरात के तत्कालीन शिक्षा मंत्री जीतू वाघाणी का पुत्र ही कॉलेज परीक्षा मे चोरी करते पकड़ा गया था,प्रोफेसर का ट्रांसफर हो गया कुछ दिन बाद 🤣🤣🤣
Hakuna Matata retweeted
अरे बीसी 🤣🤣🤣
Hakuna Matata retweeted
BKL कितनी मंदबुद्धि होगी जो हिन्दी के पेपर मे भी चोरी करनी पड़ रही 😭😭 Stem वाली होती तो एक बार को मजबूरी समझ भी आती की राजनीति और धर्म रक्षा की बकचदी करने से फुर्सत नहीं मिली कि पढ़ पाए
BKL कितनी मंदबुद्धि होगी जो हिन्दी के पेपर मे भी चोरी करनी पड़ रही 😭😭 Stem वाली होती तो एक बार को मजबूरी समझ भी आती की राजनीति और धर्म रक्षा की बकचदी करने से फुर्सत नहीं मिली कि पढ़ पाए
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Curd ko jab death penalty milti hai toh vo hung curd kehlata hai Acid k kalam se ✍🏻
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Reality में जीना start करो Player to player marking karo Aus and Eng team के साथ पता लग जाएगा...हर important game में 0 game awareness है इनका 8 साल से same mistake crucial moments पर choke करना जबकि Facilities/paisa same मिलता हैं
Reality में जीना start करो Player to player marking karo Aus and Eng team के साथ पता लग जाएगा...हर important game में 0 game awareness है इनका 8 साल से same mistake crucial moments पर choke करना जबकि Facilities/paisa same मिलता हैं
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Pakistan yahi deserve Karti hai..!! #INDvsPAK #AsiaCupFinal
एक और अधूरी ख्वाहिश जुड़ गई है अब 😭🥹
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Never marry a girl if she has....
Hakuna Matata retweeted
😭😭 algo
Hakuna Matata retweeted
अपने ही दिमाग़ के लौड़े लगाने की विशिष्ट कला में माहिर हूँ मैं वो भी अपनी हरकतों से 🙏
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Add.. Won Asia Cup 2010 as player( highest run getter ) Won 2009 Test Mace, became Test player of the year. 2 times IPL as captain.
Add.. Won Asia Cup 2010 as player( highest run getter ) Won 2009 Test Mace, became Test player of the year. 2 times IPL as captain.
Hakuna Matata retweeted
King साहब का 2012 से कट्टर समर्थक रहा हूं लेकिन इनकी ये वाली हरक़त देख कर बोहोत गुस्सा आता था😞
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Ye September me May June waali garmi kab tak chalegi ji🤔🤔
Hakuna Matata retweeted
@rakselabhishek जाने वो कैसे लोग थे जिनको "ड्रेस उठा के गहनों में संभोग मिला"🥺😮💨
Hakuna Matata retweeted
Last night 🥹🥹
Hakuna Matata retweeted
@iihtishamm hum bol de ki tum apne maa ke pet se paida huye tab bhi tum hume galat btane ke chakkar me bol doge "nahi, hum baap ke gaan se paida huye hai"
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